Ethan Dolan-CRAZY EX'S

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Reminder note: y/d/n = your dogs name

Wass= pee (ew)
If you haven't seen ICarly.

AnD!!! I MADE A FEWW CHANGES TO THE WAY I WRITE SO PLZZZ COMMENT IF I SHOULD RIGHT LIKE THIS OR KEEP IT ORIGINAL!

You were walking your dog, because she/he needed to use the restroom so you decided to take her/him for a walk.

And yes it was night time so dont get sacred.

"Come on y/d/n just real quick then back home." You said as she/he made a wass on some grass.

You heared running.

You looked towards the footsteps but im guess the person ran into you sooo YEAH have fun with that!

"HEY WHAT THE HECK MAN WATCH WHERE YOU GO-

You been cut off by the stranger putting his hand on your mouth and shhhhhhhhing you.

Right away you knew it was a guy.

You pushed him off of you.

"Get away from me!" You said.

"NO! please shut up!" He said.

"Well thats a nice way to tell someone to be quite. "You said lowly.

But he shhhed you.

"ETHAN I KNOW YOU HERE COME LAY DOWN WITH ME I MADE CUPCAKES WITH YOUR FACE ON THEM! !!!!" An annoying squeakY voice said.

It was a female.

You looked up to see a strawberry blonde with grey eyes searching for a particular someone un the middle of the strret.

And my i add she was wearing shorts that could pass for underwear, and a shirt that could pass for a scarf.

And it looked like her face got raped by a pack of crayons.

"OH COME ON THAT WAX FIGURE OF YOU WASN'T THAT CREEPY I THOUGHT IT WAS KINDA CUTE!!!" she said walking in her heels.

you couldn't take it no more you started to bust up luaghing.

The bimbo turned her head towards you.

"HEY GIRL!!! HAVE YOU SEEN A GUY AND BTW HE IS MINE!!"she said walking towards you.

The guy stayed on the ground hidding behind the car you and him were hidding at.

"Me pfft no im walking my dog, watch COME HERE Y/D/N!!!" you yelles for your dog.

She/he came running towards you.

"EW EW EWWW NO GET THAT DISGUSTING BITCH AWAY FROM ME AND MY HAIR!!!"The girl yelled.

"Sick e'm!" You said to your dog.

She/he barked at the girl.

"AHHHHHHHH"She shrieked and ran away in her heels but she just looked like a penguin.

"AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!" She said luaghing on the ground, you dog started to lick you.

You gently pushed her/him away.

The guy got up.

"Thank you soo much for scaring off my crazy ex." He said.

"Dont worry i have been there." You said remembering about your crazy ex.

"My names Ethan." He said.

"Y/N!" You said with a smile.

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You and Ethan were sitting on a brick wall.

"So, your face on cupcakes? !" You said smiling at him.

He blushed!

"I dont know why but she came to my house and started taking pictures of me." He said.

"Oh come i broke up with my ex a year and a half ago and he knows my update bra size." You said.

"He went into my house and stole all my underwear. "You said.

Ethan luaghed.

"No, no, no she has my tooth brush and she cut off a chunk of my hair last year!!" He said.

"Ha when did you guys broke up?" You asked.

"Two years ago." He said.

You fell off luaghing but it didn't hurt because it was just a little brick wall.

"You are so boned!" You said.

"When did you brake up with your ex? "He asked.

"Um about a year and a half  ago." You said.

"Buuuuut my ex doesn't bother me no more." I said.

"Thats good because i wanted to know if you wanted to hang out sometime?" He asked.

"Sure!" You said smiling.

I think i actually like this guy! You thought to yourself.

"Sooo, wax figure of Ethan huh?" You teased.

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