Cyborg and Beast Boy in: The KFC Heist

The Recipe

Cyborg and Beast Boy were riding through the hood in the Bugatti they had just stolen from Rick Ross. "Booyah!" Cyborg said, as that was the only word he knew other than nigga and shhhhiiiiiiiit. As they were driving, a loud grumbling noise started to echo throughout the stolen Bugatti. "Shit homie. Ever since we left those niggas back at the tower, we ain't ate much. I guess crime don't pay as much as we thought." Beast Boy said, his stomach still grumbling like a fat man being motorboated by a chainsaw. "At least Tofu is cheap, right nigga?" Beast Boy said, "Pull into that grocery store, let's get some." "Shhhhiiiiiiiit" Cyborg said, as he pulled into the parking lot of the nearest KFC.

"Nigga, you know we can't afford dat shit." Beast Boy said, glaring intently at Cyborg. Cyborg, as if by the grace of Black Jesus, spoke an entire sentence for the first time in three years. "Nigga, shut the fuck up." Beast Boy's eyes widened, but then he discarded the thought of having to listen Cyborg talk again. "Whatever, NIGGAAAA." Beast Boy said, as he smoked a thirty inch blunt, that he had been given by Snoop Lion, due to the fact that he had tricked Snoop into giving it to him. He had done this by turning into a lion while Snoop was high, and making Snoop think he was so high he was hallucinating. He then proceeded to coax Snoop out of the incredible blunt, and book it the hell out of there.

Beast Boy woke up, after falling asleep from being too high. Cyborg was gone. In the distance he heard gunfire and a faint "BOOYAH". "Oh shit" Beast Boy said opening the car door, and stumbling inside the KFC. All around him people lie slain and beaten, with large holes in their bodies, most likely from Cyborg's plasma blaster. Beast Boy stepped over the bodies and made his way to the kitchen of the KFC. Cyborg was there, rummaging through some paper, surrounded by dead policeman. "Cyborg, what the fuck did you do this for?" Beast Boy questioned, his eyes watering from the stench of death.

Cyborg spoke once more, but this time, with cause. "Becaaaause nigga," Cyborg said, holding up an elegant piece of paper. "FRREEEEEE CHHHHIIIIIICCKKKKEEEENNN!" Yes, Beast Boy could see it now. An amazing paper, filled with all the secrets of the KFC recipe. Beast Boy, out of wonderment said "Nigga we ain't got nowhere to fucking cook dat shit." Cyborg's one human eye widened. "Shhhhhiiiiiit," he said "we'll just take over the tower..."

To be continued..?