seventeen ' teleportation jitsu

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┊ THAT ONE GIRL ┊
i know sum else that'll be long.

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group chat; we don't simp [shira-shakira, master splinter, your name, nothin but flat, kenmojo, milkman, semi demi, ghost-senpai, AHGASHII, that one girl, shigoku, and saggysuga]

master splinter
i took my drivers test today

saggysuga
ohh! cool! how did it go?

master splinter
i failed cs y/n rode me too hard

that one girl
cringe..

but that's a funny ass joke

milkman
funny🥛

shigoku
okay i'm tired of seeing that milk emoji every time you text this group chat

milkman
what you tryna say?🥛

i can't control it, i was hacked🥛

shigoku
i'm saying that it's annoying and ugly

kenmojo
just like keiji

AHGASHII
Why are you coming for me? I thought we were cool.

that one girl
kenma shut up or i won't bring you no pie

kenmojo
i don't want your yucky pie anyways

that one girl
that kinda hurt doe 😔

shira-shakira
it's okay y/n

i'll eat your pie

that one girl
get ushijima to flirt with me and u got a deal

shira-shakira
no

that one girl
then you ain't getting no pie

shira-shakira
i didn't want any anyways

that one girl
you know what? y'all mean

anywayz,, do any of y'all wanna have a mcdonald's date?

it won't be long

master splinter
i know sum else that'll be long 👀

that one girl has left the chat

saggysuga
the exact reason why you don't have a girlfriend

master splinter
shut up you don't got a girlfriend either

saggysuga
bitch i AM the girlfriend😳💅

nothin but flat
as you should✨

milkman
well you can't have kids by 👉👈 but you can have them ugly fuckers by 👉👌🥛

hinata was an accident by the way🥛

your name
that sounds correct..

that one girl has joined the chat

that one girl
lmao i'm back

so atsumu you comin?

master splinter
yeah just drop it off at my door

so can i get a cheeseburger

a four piece

that one girl
okay cs that's what we not finna do

it's called a date for a reason

master splinter
i didn't get to finish😔-

that one girl
you know what i'm taking osamu on a mcdonald's date

surely he'll say yes🙃

private chat [better twin and y/n]

y/n
hey how are u? let's go on a mcdonald's date and play in that little ball pit !

better twin
why am i the second option?

y/n
what? you're not..

better twin
cap

but i guess i will go anyways as atsumu's substitute

y/n
yayyyyyyy

i mean yay

open your window so i can get in

better twin
why are you at my house already?

y/n
my teleportation jitsu!

better twin
💀

better twin has left the chat

y/n
:(

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