212 words of karkat titties and some smut

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>>Be the surprised human

You are dave strider, you currently have you hands up your boyfriends shirt and have made a ground breaking discovery

the boy got tits! honkers! badoombadooms! fabric stretching, wind flapping, gravity defying sexy mounds!
Praise obama! You hit the jackpot! Added onto the godly cuddles, great kissing and all round perfect personality...they just slapped some boobs on the fucker.

"Dude you got tits!" You exclaim, the excitement clear in your voice.

"If your referring to my rumplespheres which you are currently groping like a fucking wiggler, then yeah! What do you not?" He replied

"Well...yeah, only some people got tits. Kinda like a lottery." You explain, still fondling his troll boobs, you say troll boobs because human boobs have nipples and troll tits dont. Which makes sense because they're bugs, "Wait- If your basically insects why do you need these?"

Karkat chewed his bottom lip, "Its uh...a pailing thing" he tried to explain

"What, are they your balls?"

"No they arent my balls asshole! Its just a thing trolls find hot!" He said, suddenly get a lot more redder.

You nod, "Huh...Weird but okay" You kept doing what you were doing and after awhile karkat spoke up

"Im gonna make some pasta"

"ight ok"