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OK let's get started.


I am Alexia, and im fuckin amazing. y'all should ask me some questions. I'm bored as fuck all the time.

Fact 1:

I have no life.

Fact 2:

I get pissed off easily

Fact 3:

I wish I could fly

Fact 4:

I like, love music like, its not even funny

Fact 5:

I will hate you if you do that kind of shit

Fact 6:

I hate school

Fact 7:

I love talking to strangers

Fact 8:

When I'm drunk I'm super horny

Fact 9:

I call my sister a fucktard

Fact 10:

I like to piss teachers off

Ok I have a story. STORY TIME NIGGA, SIT YO ASS DOWN.

Ok so I was in math class, I dont do shit in that class, and there was a substitute. I sit next to my best friend and I talk hella dirty around her. I look so innocent too . Its fuckin funny, but anyways me and her were laughing really hard and we weren't doin shit in there and the sub pretty much tells me to shut the fuck up. I'm like 'oh ok' but she don't tell me what to do. I was really loud and decided to put my colored paper in order of the rainbow. She came up to me and was like 'Put that away and do your work'. I asked her if she was color blind and she was bout ready to shoot me. My friend was tryin to hold back her laugh but the dumb ass bitch moved her. By the end of class I was outside and gave my Kik to 2 guys.

That was my story. IS YOU SATISFIED!! I don't care if you are or nah.

I need to sleep. Its 5 am lol.

Night niggas. (Don't mean to offend)

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