Izuku's Declassified School Survival Guide (U.A. Edition)

Pages 1-9: Sonic the Unforgiving

Alternative title: Class 1-A learns to fear arrow-shaped eyebrows and smiles that are just a little too kind.

yeah so, this is gonna be like... a book filled with (mainly) crack fics about Izuku's time at U.A. when he learns not to mess with his classmates, what things not to mention, etc. xD

as the title says, how to 'survive'

first up...

The legend of 'Sonic the Unforgiving'

(sorry, it kinda sucks, especially towards the end xD)

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Tenya Iida was, as he liked to think, a normal teenager (even if he could be a bit pushy about the rules), and at the very least believed that his classmates respected him in some regard.

...He'd completely dropped that idea a mere 3 weeks into living at the dorms (which, honestly, was pretty impressive considering their absolute disregard for rules and relentless need to cause trouble).

Minute after minute, hour after hour, day after goddamn day, and week after week, he'd be the one expected to clean everything up.

Of course, Tenya often volunteered for the tasks, but as the days went along, he noticed that, despite him helping more, the U.A. Dorms were deteriorating even further!

One day, he decided to confront his classmates, and once he gained his answer, he, for once, was at a loss for words.

"All right!" Tenya called out, standing in front of the dorm TV as the rest of his classmates watched some Disney movie, "I'd like to ask for your attention!"

"Iidaaaa," Kaminari groaned, waving his hand, "Move to the side, it's just getting to the good part."

"Yeah, c'mon, man. Can you just let us finish?" Kirishima requested and, although he was more polite than the lightning-quirked boy, considering the previous attitude he had received it really wasn't that much of an accomplishment.

Iida let out a breath, bending down to pick up the TV remote before spinning around and pausing the movie. When he heard a chorus of groans and angry mumbles, he turned around, remote in hand. "I apologize for interrupting your movie, but as soon as we're done here, you can return right to it. I feel that this is important enough to address now, and won't be waiting any longer."

"Just get on with it, four eyes," Bakugou grumbled, and Iida chose to ignore the way his eye twitched.

"What is it, Iida?" Midoriya asked, more respectful by leaps and bounds.

Iida allowed himself to relax slightly - though not by much - and nodded to himself. "Well, I've noticed an issue regarding our living space here, and-"

"Huh?" Sero raised a brow, cutting the boy off, "I don't see anything wrong."

"Well you see, I wasn't fini-"

"Yeah, it seems alright to me," Jirou agreed.

Iida bit the inside of his cheek. "I'm still-"

"Hey, guys, let the man talk," Shinsou said boredly and, although it might've seemed helpful, he seemed far too disinterested for Tenya to see it as a kind gesture.

"I understand that-"

"Ah, you're right," Kirishima nodded towards Shinsou before turning towards Iida with a smile. "What was it, Iida?"

Tenya remained still for a moment, taking in deep breaths and trying to keep a blood vessel from bursting. "As I was saying...," he said in a strained voice before calming himself slightly, "Although I'm happy to help around the dorms, I've noticed that, even with my assistance, things seem to be getting progressively worse."