Y/N pov As the boat arrived all I'm thinking about is my little sister S/N the whole reason I'm coming here Chris: and our local swordsmaster and fighting champ Y/N welcome to the show kiddo
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Y/N: nice to see you too uncle chris All: UNCLE?!? Y/N: You didn't tell them I was related to you did ya Chris: no but that's what makes it more fun hahaha Y/N: I'm just gonna take a wild guess and say none of you expected this camp They all nod Y/N: uncle after this I want you to send me pics of their faces when they realized their lives here are gonna suck did you take pictures? Chris: of course I did Y/N: heh nice Chris: I know right! Y/N: btw /you know she's sick right/ Chris: /of course I do if you don't win I'll help with the bill even though I act like an asshole I still care for you both/ Y/N: /thanks uncle love you/ Chris: /love you too kiddo/ I walk over to this blonde girl
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Y/N: yo the names Y/N Maclean you? Bridgette: bridgette summers Gwen: so a question I didn't get to ask earlier is this where were staying Chris: no you are staying here me and Y/N'S crib is an ac beach house thataway Y/N: and before you ask no he isn't giving me a place to stay I payed for that house right next to his myself Gwen: I did not sign up for this Chris: actually you did She tears the papers Y/N: the thing about lawyers is that they make lots of copies so your stuck sorry gwen Gwen: *sighs* it's not your fault Y/N it's okay Y/N: well you may not like me so much after this All: why? Y/N: because I made like half of these challenges they were originally ment for me to challenge myself but my uncle got this idea so sorry I look over and see a chick with black hair Y/N: hey uncle who's the wannabe pissed off prom queen over there All: ooooh ???: Ugh how dare you I'm way better than you Y/N: yeah good luck trying to prove that with your "I suck dick for money" lookin ass Everyone was in shock Chris: that is heather and I see that you have gotten a lot better with insults Y/N: I mean when your in a place where everyone is rude you kinda learn I look over and see this dude with a guitar Y/N: yo you play guitar to man Trent: yeah I do names trent Y/N: Y/N I do to we should play together sometime I have a band back home Trent: oh yeah it got a name Y/N: we call it nightcore (Yes nightcore I know it doesn't exist in this world and I needed some plot) Trent: sick Chris: we need a group photo for the promos everyone to the end of the docks Y/N: sorry uncle chris I'm not good with pictures Chris: quit lying kiddo I have a picture from your photoshoot right here
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Y/N: I actually forgot I did that All the girls are admiring it Chris: okay 1 2 3 oops forgot the lense cap okay hold that pose 1 2 no wait cards full hang on Leshawna: come on man my face is starting to freeze Chris: ok got it everyone say wawanakwa Y/N: wait SHIT *gets off the docks* All: wawanakwa AAAH Y/N: I KNEW IT Chris: okay dry off and meet at the campfire put in ten At the pit Chris: this is camp wawanakwa your Home for eight weeks the people sitting around you are your cabin mates your competition and maybe even your friends ya dig the camper who manages to stay on total drama island the longest without getting voted off will win 100,000 dollars Duncan was about to say something when I cut in Y/N: no they are not coed so sorry your not getting some tonight duncan and no lindsay you cannot get a lakeside view because you think your the prettiest that's not how this works Chris: yep what he said now let's descuss teams first Gwen trent heather cody lindsay beth katie owen leshawna Y/N and Noah Chris: from this moment on you will be known as the screaming gophers! Owen: aw yeah Im a gopher Katie: wait what about sadie Chris: the rest of you over here bridgette dj tyler sadie izzy courtney ezikeil duncan eva and harold and Geoff Chris: you will be known as the killer bass alright you will be filmed in every public place and you also will have confessionals to share your inner most thoughts on tape let the audience at home know what your really thinking or just get something off your chest This means confessionals Gwen: um okay so far this stinks Lindsay: I don't get it where's the camera guy It shows a duck putting on lipstick Y/N: I just wanna say little sis if your watching this I'll be home soon with the money for your medical stuff keep going for me okay I love you Owen: hey everyone check this out I have something very important to say *farts* hahahaha Chris: alright any questions cool let's find your cabins gophers in the east bass In the west Timeskip We all here lindsay scream Leshawna: ooh man that white girl can scream Lindsay: what is it kill it kill it Dj screams and breaks gwen's bed Y/N: I'll fix it later Everyone is screaming and stomping Y/N: GODDAMN JUST FINE ILL DO IT MYSELF I pick it up and throw it outside Y/N: it's like all that bravado just disappeared when you see a bug what a let down I walk out At the chow hall Chef: listen up I serve three times a day and you will eat it three times a day grab a tray get your food and sit your butts down NOW! Y/N: hey uncle chef how's those lessons going Chef: oh shit! Y/N? What you doing here Y/N: I'm here for S/N she has a disease that needs cured so I'm hoping to win this Chef: shit come here little man Chef hugs me Chef: I promise S/N will be okay Chris will think of something Y/N: thanks uncle chef did my order come in Chef: right there Y/N: thanks I grab it and walk to the screaming gophers table with two pizza's Gwen: you brought that here for us? Y/N: what else would I order it for now eat up Sg: *Cheering* Chris: your first challenge will begin in one hour Katie: what will they make us do Dj: it's our first challenge it'll be easy Cut to cliff Y/N: yeah I may have made this one All: GODDAMIT Y/N Y/N: IM SORRY