"Hasadacaformisinifi. Icannotabeseen." Were the only words that echoed throughout Pingu's thoughts.
Wait, wait, wait. This will never work because of the random penguin language so I will just translate the penguin into English. There. Everyone is happy.
Let's try this again:
"Idiot. Fool." Were the only words that echoed throughout Pingu's thoughts. He lay in bed constantly thinking about the incident today.... How he had messed up his new job on the first day. Then he heard some one knocking on his igloo door. He forced himself off his bed and looked at the clock. It was 4:57 in the morning and he had not slept even a tiny bit. He walked over to the door and opened it. It was some random person he had never met before.
"Hi, I wanted to get rid of a lorry full of card bored boxes and you were the closest igloo I could find near mine. So.... You now own about 50,000 card bored boxes.... Night. "
The stranger walked of and Pingu saw the lorry parked outside his igloo.
"Nug nug. " he said halfheartedly to himself as he shut the door. He sat down I front of his tv and switched it on. The news came on immediately, blasting out the latest headlines.
"Good day. Today's breaking story is 'penguin postman crashes the trolley thing he drives.'"
Pingu rolled his eyes. He was the postman penguin.
(Yeh then some other stuff happened I cannot be bothered to write so let's just skip to the next day where he meets his friend Robby in a cafe for some reason.)
"Let's go eat some fish and get really fat." Said Robby doing a backflip and hitting some random penguin in the face causing him to spill his hot coffee all over him.
"I like getting fat." Said Pingu and followed Robby to the cafe. They say down at a table and ordered a fish each. Robby was unaware about his friends mess up at work. Pingu was planning on telling him but he had no idea how to.
"Robby, I need to tell you something," began Pingu. But he looked at his friends innocent face and decided that now was not a good time so he just said something out of the blue. "I love how much your moustache has grown....." He said. Robby pulled a straight face at first. Then he smiled like a doofus and patted his new moustache. He had been trying to grow one since he was 7 and he finally had one.
"Why thank you!" He said and their food arrived.
Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
The next day.
Pingu stood on the edge of the cliff. He looked down and sighed. The sea was crashing against the sharp rocks bellow. Robby pushed him by accident and Pingu fell off the cliff.
"OH CHICKEN SCHIZNET I JUST PUSHED MY BEST FRIEND OFF THE EDGE OF A FREAKIN' CLIFF!!!!" He yelled. And began to roll around on the floor like some demented maniac. But just when he was about to give up all hope, Pingu flew back up the cliff! Robby looked in amazement and great relief.
"Good thing I was wearing my invisible jet- pack!" Said Pingu. He looked at his watch and gasped. "I'm late for my wedding!" He cried and blasted off beyond the horizon.
"Wait!" Yelled Robby. "Your getting married????????" And he rolled into the sunset to follow his crazy friend.
Four years later.
"PINGU!!!!! TAKE THE KIDS TO SCHOOL YOU PIECE OF FISH GUTS!!!!!" Pingu's wife Chugliga yelled to him. But Pingu was relaxing in bed.
"It's Saturday." He replied and rubbed his eyes.
"I DONT CARE!!!!!!!" She yelled back at him. Then Robby came flying through the window, grabbed the lamp off Pingu's bedside table and jumped back out again. Pingu and Chugliga stopped talking and looked at the window for a moment. Then Chugliga looked back at her husband.
"TAKE THE KIDS TO SCHOOL!!!!!!" She repeated. This time Pingu shoved a pillow in her mouth and jumped out the window to join Robby.
Other random stuff happened in his future to.
THE END.
