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𝗂 𝗐𝖺𝗅𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝗂𝗇𝗍𝗈 𝗆𝗒 𝗆𝗈𝗆𝗌 𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝖾𝖾 𝗄𝖺𝗅𝗂 𝗌𝗅𝖾𝖾𝗉𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝗒 𝗆𝗈𝗆 𝗇𝗈 𝗐𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝗌𝖾𝖾𝗇 𝗆𝗒 𝗆𝗈𝗆 𝗁𝖺𝗌 𝖻𝖾𝖾𝗇 𝗌𝗇𝖾𝖺𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝖿𝖿 𝗅𝖺𝗍𝖾𝗅𝗒, 𝖽𝗈 𝗂 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝖾? 𝗇𝗈 𝗌𝗁𝖾𝗌 𝖺 𝗀𝗋𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝖺𝗌𝗌 𝗐𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗇
𝗺𝗮𝗿: 𝗮𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘆𝗮𝗵- 𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝗄𝖺𝗅𝗂'𝗌 𝗋𝗈𝗈𝗆
𝗮𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘆𝗮𝗵: 𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝘂 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝗂 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝗉𝗂𝗌𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝗈𝖿𝖿,
𝗺𝗮𝗿: 𝘂𝗿 𝗺𝗼𝗺- 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝗱 𝗶 𝗮𝘀𝗸𝗲𝗱- 𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝖽, 𝗂 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽𝗇𝗍 𝗀𝖾𝗍 𝗆𝖺𝖽 𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗍 𝗁𝖾 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝖾𝖾 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖽𝖺𝗎𝗀𝗁𝗍𝖾𝗋
𝗮𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘆𝗮𝗵: 𝘀𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗶 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗂 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖼𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺 𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗀𝗁 𝗁𝖾 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗌𝗆𝗂𝗅𝖾𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝗂𝗍𝗌 𝗇𝖾𝗑𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗄𝖺𝗅𝗂 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗁𝖺𝗂𝗋
𝗺𝗮𝗿: 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘆 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗺𝘆 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗸𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗈𝖿 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗋𝗌𝖾 𝗂 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝗇𝖺 𝗌𝖺𝗒 𝗇𝗈 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗆𝗒 𝗆𝗈𝗆 𝖼𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝗇𝗈 𝗐𝖾𝗋𝖾
𝗺𝗼𝗺: 𝗼𝗳 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲! 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝗌𝗆𝗂𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖺𝗋 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗌𝗆𝗂𝗅𝖾𝖽
𝗮𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘆𝗮𝗵: 𝗺𝗼𝗺, 𝗷𝗵𝗲𝗻𝗲 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗱𝗶𝗲𝗱-
𝗺𝗼𝗺: 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘅 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻! 𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗮𝗴𝘀! 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝗀𝗋𝖺𝖻𝖻𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖻𝖺𝗀𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗉𝖺𝖼𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖼𝗅𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗌
𝗮𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘆𝗮𝗵: 𝗯𝘆𝗲 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗮 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗆𝖾 𝖺 𝗄𝗂𝗌𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗐𝖺𝗅𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗌 𝖼𝖺𝗋
𝗮𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘆𝗮𝗵: 𝗶𝗺𝗮 𝗴𝗼 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗂 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝗋𝗈𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗆𝗒 𝖾𝗒𝖾𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝗅𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖽𝗈𝗈𝗋
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𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗿: 𝘂𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗸𝗲𝗻𝗱! 𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝘄𝗵𝘆 𝗱𝗶𝗱𝗻𝘁 𝘂 𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗺𝗲 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝗉𝗎𝗍𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗅𝗈 𝗆𝖾𝗂𝗇 𝖽𝗈𝗐𝗇
𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗿: 𝗹𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝗴𝗼 𝘁𝗼 𝗮 𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗯, 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘂 𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗒𝗌 𝗀𝗂𝗏𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗆𝖾 𝖺 𝗌𝗄𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝗋𝖾𝖽 𝖽𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗌
𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗿: 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗶 𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗐𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗆𝖾 𝖺 𝖻𝗅𝗎𝖾 𝖽𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗌
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𝗮𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘆𝗮𝗵: 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝗂 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗇𝖽
𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗿: 𝘂 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗒𝖾𝗅𝗅𝖾𝖽 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝖽𝖺𝗇𝖼𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗇𝖽 𝗂 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗌𝗁𝖺𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗆𝗒 𝖥𝖠𝖳 𝖠𝖲𝖲 𝗅𝖾𝗆𝗆𝖾 𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗉- 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂 𝖿𝖾𝗅𝗍 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗌 𝖺𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾
?: 𝘆𝗼 𝗺𝗮, 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗱𝗼?
(if anyone does that to u stomp on there throat)
𝗮𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘆𝗮𝗵: 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝗇𝗀𝗅 𝗂 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗁𝖾𝗅𝗅𝖺 𝖽𝗋𝗎𝗇𝗄 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝗈𝗋𝗇𝗒 𝗍𝗐𝗈 𝗇𝖾𝗀𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾𝗌 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝖺 𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾, 𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗋𝖺𝖻𝖻𝖾𝖽 𝗆𝗒 𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗈𝗈𝗄 𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖾𝗑𝗂𝗍
𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗿: 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗒𝖾𝗅𝗅𝖾𝖽 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝗂 𝗅𝖾𝖿𝗍 𝗐𝖾 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗉𝖺𝗋𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗅𝗈𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝖾𝖾 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝖾𝗌𝗅𝖺

𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐣𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐫𝗼𝐬 𝐩𝗼𝐯

𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗷𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗿𝗼: 𝘂 𝗴𝘂𝘆𝘀 𝘀𝗮𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗂 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝗂𝗇 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝖼𝗄 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗇𝗈𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝖽
𝗺𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗮: 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗌𝗉𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝖽𝗂𝗌𝗌𝖺𝗉𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖾𝖽𝗅𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖻𝖾𝗌𝗍 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝖻𝖾𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍
𝗸𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶: 𝗴𝘂𝘆𝘀 𝘀𝗵𝗲𝘀 𝗱𝗿𝘂𝗻-
𝘀𝗮𝗺𝘆: 𝘀𝗵𝗲𝘀 𝗮 𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝘄𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗮𝘄 𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝗀𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝗀𝖾𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖽𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗄
𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁: 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗴 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗒𝗌 𝗌𝗆𝗂𝗋𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗍 𝗐𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝗉𝗂𝗌𝗌 𝗎𝗌 𝗈𝖿𝖿
𝗺𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗮: 𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁 𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗒𝗌 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖼𝖿𝗎𝗅𝗅𝗒
𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁: 𝘂 𝗴𝘂𝘆𝘀 𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘀 𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵, 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗮 𝗯- 𝖻𝖾𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝗂𝗌𝗁 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗆𝖺𝗍𝗍𝗂𝖺 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗉𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀
𝗸𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶: 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗮- 𝗱𝘂𝗺𝗯 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝖺𝗌 𝗐𝖾 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗋𝗂𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗉 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝖻𝖾𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗇𝖺𝗉𝗉𝖾𝖽 𝖻𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝗍𝗈 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗒 𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗇𝖺𝗉𝗉𝖾𝖽 𝖻𝖺𝖼𝗄
𝗺𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗮: 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁 𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝗌𝖾𝖾𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗁𝖾𝗌 𝖽𝗈𝗇𝖾, 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗇𝗄𝖿𝗎𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗇𝗈 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗐 𝗌𝗈 𝗐𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝗈𝖽𝗒 𝗈𝗎𝗍
𝗸𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶: 𝘄𝗲 𝘁𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝘂 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝗉𝗂𝗌𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝗈𝖿𝖿 𝖻𝖾𝖼𝖺𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝗆𝖺𝗍𝗍𝗂𝖺 𝗋𝗎𝗂𝗇𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗇𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍
𝘀𝗮𝗺𝘆: 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁𝘀 𝘂𝗽 𝗯𝗶- 𝗼𝗵 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁 𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝖽𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝖾𝗊𝗎𝗂𝗅𝖺
𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗷𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗿𝗼: 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝘆 𝘄𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝗿 𝗂 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖻𝗈𝖽𝗒 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗉𝗎𝗍𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗍 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗋𝗎𝗇𝗄
𝗺𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗮: 𝘂 𝘀𝗮𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝗺 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗮 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁 𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗒𝗌 𝗁𝗒𝗉𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗁𝗂𝗆𝗌𝖾𝗅𝖿 𝗎𝗉
𝗸𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶: 𝗱𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗮𝘀𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗺𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝗶𝗴
𝗺𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗮: 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁 𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝗎𝗆𝖻𝗅𝖾𝖽 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝗇𝗈𝗍𝗂𝖼𝖾 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗉𝖾𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀
𝘀𝗮𝗺𝘆: 𝗱𝗼 𝘂 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝖽𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗅𝖺𝗌𝗍 𝖼𝗈𝗋𝗈𝗇𝖺
𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗷𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗿𝗼: 𝘄𝗮𝗶𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗺𝗮𝗿 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗼𝘂𝘁