Mother jihyo

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Interviewer: so what's it like being the mom of 8 girls?

Jihyo: I haven't slept in 6 days, I'm running on 8 cups of coffee and thirteen five hour energies. This morning jeongyeon ate the last bowl of cereal and I almost got shanked trying to stop Tzuyu from killing her. Dahyun thought it would be fun to fill out bathtub with ducks, I have no idea where she got them from. Chaeyoung stuck tampons up momos nose while she was sleeping and she couldent breathe and very well almost died. And Mina wouldent stop crying beacuse her minecraft dog died. I had no idea where the fuck Sana was turns out she had slithered of to some gay bar, and the whole time I had nayeon singing "I'm gunu be a star" into a microphone.

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