M.K. Carson has what you would call the complete and utter opposite of "the good life". Sure, she has a roof over her head, plenty of food, and a bed to sleep in at night. But, that pales in comparison to her lousy, self-obsessed step-mother (who is, by the way, very close to her age), her rather unconcerned father who'd rather spend his weeknights prowling around the New York Stock Exchange than going to his own daughter's piano recital, and her very own pair of conniving, evil little sisters who happen to be identical twins. Add a private school full of egotistical brainiacs who value the price of your Fendi sneakers more than your morality and a class 'A' jackass who takes every chance he gets to verbally assault you and you have the perfect combination of a 'sucky' life. But the Cosmos doesn't completely hate her when 18 year old M.K. finally get's the out she has been praying for. Her mother, whom she sees every once in a blue moon, has finally come home from her 8 year sabbatical studying archeological digs in southern Chad. Eccentric and adventurous, M.K.'s mother has a knack for disappearing on the whims of sudden discovery.
Finally settling down in her beach-front, Cali home, M.K.'s mother gives her the opportunity to settle down with her in surfer's paradise. M.K. jumps at the opportunity to reinvent herself in a completely new way, spicing up her life and meeting a few new hopefuls along the way. How will M.K. reinvent herself in her new neighborhood? Simple, she'll use the one gift the Cosmos has blessed her with: the art of bullsh*ting.
