bro wtf

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"OMG IS THAT YOU RICK ASTLEY?" Sauce screamed as she turned around to see him. Turns out it was sans from undertale that is undertale by Toby Fox undertale. "hEyA k!d. iT's me HEHE sans the skeleton hahahahahahah" SANS CHUCKLED "oH hell0 sansy pansy wansy dansy, what are you doing here?" SAUCE RESPONDED. " I LIVE HERE YOU ビッチボー" SANS SCREAMED "ohhh sorry :( so do you know where to find the feet pics store?"Sauce asked. "YESH KIDD0 F0LLOW ME FOR THE STORE PLACE OF FEET PICS"

SANS led SAUSAGE to his house. "wtf bro, why we here?" said Sauce? "you have to kill me to get to the feet pics store NOW DIE BISH!" sans got out his faster dasters and started shooting at sauce. Sauce got out her glock and shot sans. THAT BOI DEAD. "hah you can't find out where the feet pic store is if i dead stupide" sans died again. "oh frick he write :/" 

SAUCE started looking around snowbin, when she saw the perfect place even though it wasn't the feet pic store. It was the NOT GAY store. Sauce walked into the NOT GAY store. Sauce thought "wait there are people here" Then Sauce had a great idea. Sauce took out her glock and shot everyone. After she put the body bag d0wn, she blew up the entire store. Why? Because saucE is an e p i c s i m p. 

Sauce then realized that the cacapopo was after her now. Sauce saw them arriving at the blown up remains and she knew what to do. "CACAPOPO I KNOW WHO DID THE CRIME! IT WAS PAPAPAPAYRUSSSSS FROM UNDERTALE THAT IS UNDERTALE BY TOBY FOX GREAT GAME 11/10!" After that she was not to blame.

Sauce had to go back to the Mafio headquarters. It was a long walk, like a 10 minute walk. As soon as Sauce got there, she was welcomed back "WELCOME BACK YOUNG ONE. YOU HAVE DONE WELL. NOW FOR YOUR FINAL TASK TODAY, YOU HAVE TO ROB A BANK!" Sauce nodded because at this point she's a mute. 

Sauce went down to the Dank Memer bank. Before entering she put her furry mask on. SHE RAN IN "THIS IS A ROBBERY" THEN SHE SHOT EVERYONE AGAIN BUT SOMEHOW NOT ALL OF THEM DIED. "PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG BOI!" tHEN SHE GOT ALL THE MONEYY! HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

When Sauce got back she was surprised. "why did you shoot everyone, we only told you to get the money not to kill everyone. BRUH sauce we are disappointed in you. go home" Sauce was disappointed in Sauce. :( Sauce went home and remembered the last thing her dead sister said.... "bro wtf" ahhhhh the gooD times. Sauce was finally home and ate a sausage because yes.

Sauce stared at the ceiling like the good times and waited for her sister to come in again.

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 07, 2020 ⏰

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