Trapped in a Romance Novel!

Shin Soukoku: Wedding Night

The two organizations braced themselves as Ranpo opened the book.

"Hm? The pictures are moving." Hirotsu observed.

"The pictures are Akutagawa and Atsushi.." Kyouka mumbled.

"There seems to be a room..with wine glasses.." Kouyou followed.

"Ok!" Ranpo stood up. "Everybody quiet down! I'm gonna start the chapter."

"We just have to finish one chapter for each pair right? Should be simple.." Higuchi asked.

"Yeah...except it sounds too easy." Lucy replied.

The door opened and Atsushi and Akutagawa strolled in.

"W-What are they wearing..? Is that a wedding dress Atsushi's wearing?!" Kunikida shouted.

Well, Hell broke loose when both organizations also noticed the clothing of the two males.

"Atsushi kinda looks cute in that dress.." Tanizaki mumbled.

"Please don't go questioning your sexuality, Tanizaki." Kunikida deadpanned.

"We're finally done with the event, jinko. Now we're alone for the rest of the night." Akutagawa said as he raised a wine glass, Atsushi following. They then clinked their glasses and drinked the liquid inside.

The two organizations' mouths slacked open upon hearing Akutagawa's very suggestive words.

"Kinky." Yosano smirked. "Didn't know that dog could say that."

"So this chapter is about the weretiger and Akutagawa-san getting married....wow." Tachihara blinked.

"Something tells me this is going to get worse from here on out.." Lucy bit her lip, feeling jealous.

"I'm excited for what you have planned, Ryuu.." Atsushi smiled seductively.

"W-What the hell?!" Gin shouted, the two organizations flinching back, shocked at the outburst of the usually silent assassin.

"R-Ryuu...." Higuchi whispered in horror.

"Well.." Akutagawa strolled and held Atsushi's chin in his hand-

The book was violently shut by none other than Kyouka, who shivered in horror.

"Well....that escalated quickly.." Tanizaki shakily breathed as he sensed the two organization's bloodlust towards the book, most of which were Kyouka's, Lucy's, Higuchi's and Gin's.

"Is this what it meant by 'romance'?" Kunikida muttered angrily. "Ranpo-san! Can you ask Poe-san what was this?!" He shouted.

"Yeah, yeah! I'm asking.." Ranpo whipped out his phone and opened it. "Uhh... how do you send a message..?" He asked sheepishly.

A groan resounded hrough the room.

"Useless detective!" Higuchi marched up to Ranpo and swiped the phone out of his hand, the latter raising his hands in defeat.

"Where's this Poe's number?!" She asked.

"I..forgot to ask..." Ranpo rubbed the back of his head, Higuchi only stared in horror.

"So we need to finish one chapter of this horror to release them?!" Kunikida grasped his hair. "We might see some inappropriate stuff then.. Kyouka, Kenji!" He muttered before calling out the agency's youngest members. "Just go in the back until we get them out!"

"But, Kunikida-san! I want to help save Atsushi and Dazai-san!" Kyouka pleaded.

"If Kyouka is staying, then so am I!" Kenji happily declared.

Kunikida simply facepalmed and gave up.

"Yosano-sensei! Tanizaki! I'll leave the both of you to cover their eyes and ears when you deem it too much!" He shouted.

"Okay!" Yosano and Tanizaki said.

"Okay...I'm opening it to the second chapter.. Hopefully it doesn't get as bad.." Kouyou, now holding the book, opened it.