All of a sudden their was a massive plop
And paradise was born she felt furry and she was the colour green
she started to form into a potato
Her hair started to fall off so she looked like a deformed chicken
Her legs were made of broccoli
Her hands had Miranda cooper dancing on themThis is what her ugly fugly face looked like (picture credits to Lola and Stina )
She decided to start a Instagram so she could get a sugar daddy and send noods this was her first post
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Paradise the Potato
HumorIdk what the fuck this is but A potato wheat mouldy Scroll down Keep going Hi