Social Media created a group chat
Social Media changed the group chat's name to The No Life Gang
Social Media added YouTube Twitter Reddit and Discord
Social Media changed their name to Bow Before Me
Twitter changed their name to Fu Man Chu
YouTube: Did you seriously just make your name a fucking country song reference?
Fu Man Chu: I did and there is nothing you or anyone else can do about it 😎
Bow Before Me: I trained you well
Bow Before Me changed YouTube's name to Grumpy Bitch
Grumpy Bitch: ...
Grumpy Bitch: Why do you do this to me ;-;
Bow Before Me: Because you and Facebook are the only ones that have somehow managed to get COPPA on my back 😑
Reddit is now online
Reddit: What tf did I just walk into?
Fu Man Chu: Welcome to hell😊
Reddit changed their name to Best Gamer
Grumpy Bitch: Why won't you let me change my name? 😤
Bow Before Me: 1 word COPPA
Grumpy Bitch: That's not a word
Bow Before Me changed Grumpy Bitch's name to Grammar Police
Bow Before Me: There. Happy?
Grammar Police: Fuck you
Grammar Police is now offline
Bow Before Me: Lol
Best Gamer: Has anyone seen my gaming headphones?
Bow Before Me: Discord has them he's doing a livestream rn wearing them
Best Gamer: That little shit I'm going to fucking kill him
Bow Before Me: Dude you're not serious right?
Best Gamer is now offline
Bow Before Me: Reddit?
Bow Before Me: damnit
Fu Man Chu: Should I be worried?
Bow Before Me: Maybe tbh I don't know
Fu Man Chu: Oof
Fu Man Chu: gtg Facebook's yelling at me cause Trump's at it again 🙄
Bow Before Me: Good luck
Fu Man Chu: Thx gonna need it
Fu Man Chu is now offline
Bow Before Me is now offline
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I hope y'all like it so far. And here's some context in case your confused:
YouTube, Vine, & Tick Tok are roommates (no I don't ship them I try to stay away from that) since they're so similar
Twitter & Facebook are roommates since again they're so similar
Reddit & Discord are rommates (by now I'm sure you can guess why)
All of them technically control/watch over their own platforms but when something (usually legal stuff) impacts them all Social Media represents all the platforms
Anyways that's all I got today
Remember to stay safe and stay positive y'all
~You're southern friend Geeky Gamer
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Short Story(COVER ART IS NOT MINE idk who it is though :/) This is just a fun side project but I'll try to update it at least semi-regularly. Also yes I did make Social Media a person cause why not.
