Everything is normal in the first year class of 1-a
Denki is being stupid
Mina is dancing and being loud
Bakugo is being Bakugo
Iida is yelling for people to be quiet
Tokoyami isn't giving a shit about anything
And etc but there's one student not being himself
Izuku midoriya currently has his feet up on the desk and just staring out the window not really paying attention
Momo taps on Jiro's shoulder
Jiro:what's up?
Momo:haven't you noticed that midoriya hasn't spoken a word or smiled at all today?
Jiro:yeah I noticed I thought I was going a bit nuts.
Then deku stands up and begins to walk out
Iida:where are you going?!
Deku puts up one finger and the bell rings
Deku:class over.
Then deku disappears but then jiro finds him going near some abandoned rooms
Jiro💭:what's he doing?
He then looks both ways and dosen't see jiro and he enter a room and jiro goes to check what he's doing
She finds deku plugging in a microphone and jiro starts to record him
Jiro💭:this will be good.
After he sings
Jiro💭:holy crap
Then she stops recording and makes her way to the class dorms and busts through the door with an extremely violent kick and everyone looks at her
Jiro:EVERYONE SHUT UP! LISTEN TO THIS!
She shows everyone the recording
The girls are blushing and the guys all have dropped jaws
Bakugo:HOLY SHIT!
Then deku enters the dorms and everyone looks at him
Deku:what? Is there something on my face?
He begins to check his face
Bakugo:there's nothing on your face. WHEN THE HELL COULD YOU SING!?
Deku flinches
Deku:w-what a-are y-y-you talking about?
Bakugo then grabs Jiro's phone and shoves the recording in his face
Deku:WHY'D YOU RECORD ME JIRO!?
Jiro:I don't need to explain myself.
Bakugo:TELL US DEKU!
Bakugo begins to shake deku
Deku:OK OK OK! JUST STOP SHAKING ME!
Bakugo stops shaking and deku explains
Deku:well its something I've done since around 5th grade. I kept it hidden because a lot of people made fun of me because I thought I was quirkless. So it just would've been more bullying material for them.
Uraraka:can you sing for us!?
Deku:ehhhhhh.
Then almost everyone begins to give puppy dog eyes
Deku:stop.
They continue
Deku:stop!
They continue
Deku:STOP!
They continue
Deku:DAMMIT I TOLD YOU STOP!
They increase the puppy eyes
Deku:*sighs*fuck me. Ok just let me get a few things.
Everyone cheers and uraraka hugs and thanks him
After a minute he's back down and has everything ready
Deku:don't blame me if you hate it.
Momo:doubt it.
Deku:stepped in the room and she noticed me
A-a-almost instantly
And I can guarantee that she
Has heard about me through her girlfriend
Not to mention that her boyfriend hates me.Then deku stares out and looks at the girls and continues
Deku:It's not my fault she looked at me
It's not your fault, you can't compete
Are we through with this, cause I do insist
Nothing happened here this time.The boys are whispering about what the song is about
Deku:Guys don't like me,
These guys, they don't like me,
These guys don't like me
Cause their girlfriends...Deku:Guys don't like me,
These guys, they don't like me,
These guys don't like me
Cause their girlfriends do.Deku:Do do do, do do do do, do do do.
Jiro💭:woah he's really good. Wished I figured that out before the cultural fest.
Deku:Their girlfriends
Stop
Let me explain the situation
Everybody hatin' for the same reason
Attempted to mingle, she said she was single
And I'm just a nice guy.Deku:It's not my fault she looked at me
It's not your fault, you can't compete
I am through with this, but if you insist
Then next the next time she's mine.Kirishima💭:he seems kinda bold.
Bakugo💭:and he still dosen't realize that the girl in the class has a crush on him.
Deku:Guys don't like me,
These guys, they don't like me,
These guys don't like me
Cause their girlfriends...Deku:Guys don't like me,
These guys, they don't like me,
These guys don't like me
Cause their girlfriends do.Tokoyami💭:little to upbeat for me. But its still good.
Momo💭:has he actually "stolen" a girls heart before.
Deku:Do do do, do do do do, do do do
Their girlfriends do
Do do do, do do do do, do do do
Their girlfriends...Deku:I stepped into the club and she fell in love, oh yeah
I stepped into the club and she fell in love, oh yeah
I stepped into the club and she fell in love, oh yeah
I stepped into the club and she fell in love, oh yeah
I stepped into the club and she...Bakugo💭:you have no idea dude. There's five of them.
Deku:Boy, that's your girl?
Deku:Guys don't like me,
These guys, they don't like me,
These guys don't like me
Cause their girlfriends...Deku:Guys don't like me,
These guys, they don't like me,
These guys don't like me
Cause their girlfriends...Denki💭:dame that took awhile.
He looks over to the girls who all have gone silent and a bit pink or purple in mina's case
Deku:Guys don't like me,
These guys, they don't like me,
These guys don't like me
Cause their girlfriends...Iida💭:and here we go.
Deku:Guys don't like me,
These guys, they don't like me,
These guys don't like me
Cause their girlfriends do.Deku:Do do do, do do do do, do do do.
Deku:Their girlfriends do
Do do do, do do do do, do do do
Their girlfriends do.Music ends
Deku:well?
Jiro:IT WAS AMAZING!
Deku:t-t-thanks.
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