36) No season two.
37) You might not get along well with twilight fans because your idea of apple and vampire is much different than theirs.
38) 16.5 and 1000-7 aren't just numbers anymore.
39) Your school doesn't have girls with cute stockings and mini skirts.
40) No ones ever left a letter with heart shaped seal in your locker,
41) When your friend/ family character likes the character you hate.
42) Shipping wars
43) Life isn't a shoujo
44) "Mom! Its not porn!"
45) Your girlfriend is jealous of your waifuu,
46) Animals don't talk.
47) You really want a flip phone.
48) Your brother does not find it cute when you call him "Onii-san".
49) That feeling when you find a manga in your local bookstore..but can't buy it.
50) Your Mom won't answer when you call her "Okaa-san"
51) There's no cherry blossom tree next to a river in your home town.
52) Senpai won't notice you, or understand that he's senpai
53) No massive nosebleed when someone gets turned on,
54) When the internet is slow leaving the episode on buffering and the manga page on loading for ages.
55) Otaku is actually an insult in Japanease.
56) No maid cafes.
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Awkward Otaku Problems (◕‿◕✿)
HumorProblems only anime lovers will understand. (❁´▽`❁)*✲゚* I put in a few emojis for fun. Hope you like it.