Co-parenting at the zoo🤣😬

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(Y/n): WASSUP H.A.G it's yo girl and I'm back with another vloggg... Dior say another banger

Dior: Nother banger

(Y/n): Awwn but it's currently 10am and today me and the kid- well me dede and the kids are going to the zoooo.. you excited baby

Dior: Zoo

(Y/n): this is dior like 3rd time and this gone be DK first time

*you show dk*

(Y/n): GoodMorning Stinka butttt

*you start tickling dk*

(Y/n): but yea some ppl was wondering if me and dede still live together yes except his ass on that couch

*you go in the living room*

(Y/n): AYE GETCHO ASS UP

Dede: Bruh leave me alone

(Y/n): Igh bet don't wanna get up bet

*you pour a pot of water on dede and he jump up*

Dede: SON WHY YOU DID THAT

(Y/n): Oops I thought I saw a cheatin ass nigga on my couch

Dede: Omgggggg I don't be doing nothing to you... you always messing wimmie bruh

(Y/n): anyways gang I'm bout to get me and these kids ready so y'all stay tuned

*you go in the bathroom and start getting the kids ready*

(Y/n): Igh y'all so rn is in the bathroom with both of the kids and-

*dior our a bottle in her mouth*

(Y/n): Aht get that outchu mouth nasty just like yo daddy

*you start laughing*

(Y/n): but yea I took a Shower last night actually all of us took a bath last night so we just bout to wash our face and brush our teeth and allat

*you start brushing Dior teeth and Dede start banging on the door*

(Y/n): What mane

Dede: Open the door I gotta get ready

(Y/n): you can wait

Dede: Omgggggg just lemme brush my teeth

(Y/n): This bathroom occupied

Dede: why you doing this

(Y/n): I can't neva do shit in peace

*you throw dede his tooth brush and tooth paste*

(Y/n): now get the away from my door

*switch to dede camera*

Dede: Wassup Gang so as y'all see she keep tryna play me like ima hoe so guess what

*dede show yo fur slides*

Dede: She ain't gone be wearing hea damn pets today

*dede cut up yo slides and you come out the bathroom*

(Y/n): I- Ik then ain't my slides

Dede: I'm helping yo ass so you don't get attacked by a horny ass bear

*you start hitting dede with the slide*

(Y/n): That's Wht I got another pair dummy

Dede: Igh watch you back

(Y/n): Mhm

Dede: Anyways gang we all abt to finish getting ready so we'll get back at y'all when we get in the car

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