Why did the toilet paper go rolling down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
What green and eats porridge?
Mouldy locks!
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes!
Why did the teacher need sunglasses?
Because here pupils were too bright!
What's the only plant that grows on your face?
Tu-lips!
Why was the computer cold?
Because it forgot to close its windows!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
Pork chops!
What kind of wood is the queen?
A ruler!
Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs!
A lady walked up to a man at a party and said "Hello, my name is carmen. My name is carmen because it has my two favourite things in it- cars and men." The man replied with " Well then, my name is titsengolf!"
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Randoms for everyone!
HumorI have always dreamt of reading a book of randoms- I know, I'm a very strange person. Now there is a book that fits this! This will be a book with many random things in it, from ideas to jokes, this book is perfect for any person.
