(You can watch the video while reading)
We are now!
Entering month 5!!! Of the longest hostage situation in american history.
The masked criminal now known as Jasper Williams REFUSES to negotiate and has released no hostages!! We can only imagine the horror that the victims inside must be enduring!
Jasper Williams: IM NOT MESSING AROUND IM GIVING YOU ALL TO A COUNT
OF THREE to get the heck in her for dinner
Song:money tight, wallets light. Wishin you had somethin more, your balance low dont know where to gooo
There someone walks to that door!!! Now you got a brother and sister and
A mommy and dad the family that yiu never knew you always haaad. Not aloud to leave but i'd much rather stay im lovi'n all the way to the BANK!
Jasper Williams: hope you guys are hungryyy!!
(gun shot)
(misses shot)
Hitman:Crap!
Marley:ugh mints again
Jasper Williams: there are kids with bad breath in china that would be very happy to have this Marley. Hey wait a minute wheres young son?
Marley:ugh his still sick from last night's dinner
Young son: uuuu i got dollarhea
(Laughs)
Young son:(pukes money)
Police one:little boy is my favorite
Police two:yeah he is good
Marley:eats money (then money explodes)
Marley:vrrfagsgrrt is this to much to ask for edible food?!?!. I wish i was never taken hostage!!
Jasper Williams: hey you take that back young lady!!!
Jasper Williams:ugh this kids are ingrates Sharlene!!!
Jasper Williams Sometimes i just wanna.. (acting of shooting while having a gun)
Sharlene: maybe they have a point Jasper
Jasper Williams:wha..ugh Sharlene!?! Your taking their side!!! Come on!!
Sharlene: im just saying that weve been cooped up here for a long time without a decent meal. And it wouldnt hurt to call the negotiator for food every now and then
Jasper Williams:ugh..wha.. Okay what you dont think i can provide for my own hostages?!?!. You think i need Ned's HELP?!?!
Ned:(walks to big window) oo you need somebody?
Jasper Williams:(closes window)
Sharlene:negotiating with Ned wont make you any less of a threat Jasper.
You will still be every bit as terryfying and unpredictable man who tied me to this chair 5 months ago
Jasper Williams:(calms down) i guess i have been a little pridefull oh what would i do with out you sharlene :)
Jasper Williams:(picks the phone and call for food) (opens window)
Jasper Wiliams: I WANT TWO LARGE PEPPERONI PIZZA ON 30 MIN. OR LESS OR THIS B**** IS DEAD YOU HEAR ME DEEEEEEAD
(young son hears Jasper while
While opening door)
Young son: and cheesy bread!!
Japer Williams: AND CHEESY BREAD
Marley you want anything?
Pizza man:(knocks on the door)
Young son:pizzaaa!!!! Wooho!!
Marley:Your the best dad:)
Jasper Williams: not your dad....how much do i owe you?
Pizza man:that will be 30 dollars
Jasper Williams:aaalright... Heres 10,20,30
Ned:and two hostages
Jasper williams:(gets two hostages and realizes) woahohoh
Ned:oooooooooh
(laughs)
Sharlene:hahaha Ned!!
Song:family tired of eating mints and coins!,all them pennies gonna dent their loins! Jasper got a pizza pie! ...and kidnapped the pizza guy
But the stockholms gonna be okay!!
[music]
And thats the episode one of the stockholms pls follow me in wattpad
For more Stockholms episodes!!
YOU ARE READING
The Stockholms
HumorMarly is sick of the food Jasper williams is serving him Sharline tells him something
