Teen misfits Gary, Wyatt and Izzie design their ideal woman on a computer, and a freak electrical accident brings her to life in the form of the lovely, superhuman Lisa. She outfits Gary and Wyatt in cool clothes, surprises them with a Porsche and h...
I heard the girl say my name "Izzie, Izzie where are you?". "Right here!" I say
"Hey, are you ready"
"For what?"
"We are taking the boys to a party and your coming with me"
"Umm no thank you. Plus I don't have a dress" as i say that and turn around i see a red dress and my hair slick and straight
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I smiled as I saw Gary and Wyatt start to freak out about the suits they where wearing the definitely weren't theirs.
*time skip*
Lisa, Gary, and I all sit at a table full of people that scared Gary, I could tell
"... Reminds me of my own trials and tribulations as a young guy, and uh... My folks really dump on me, they really do." Gary says. "You guys get along with your parents?" "Idiot, this is a bar no one here lives with there parents Gary, except you, me, and Wyatt" I whispered to him. "I guess you guys have moved out by now huh". The man across from me pours a drink and passes it to Gary.
"Uh, whats this sir?" I ask as he pour a glass for me. "Drink it" a man with a deep voice says. "Uh thats very sweet of you but I have to pass" I say as I start to get up.
Gary grabs my wrist and pulls me down into is lap and grabbed the glass and said " See you guys in the emergency room" Gary tightens his hand around my waist. :I am going to go look for Wyatt, okay?" Lisa said " Yeah thats okay just be back soon" I said Lisa winked and walked away
"Hey pretty lady" I turned to see a guy in a red hat with a feather in the ribbon. "What's a beautiful broad like you... doing with a malacca like him?" Lisa walks back with Wyatt and she says the one thing that really made me cringe "It is purely sexual between the two" me and Gary's eyes widen. "No shit" the man with the hat says with no emotion.
"She's into malaccas, Dino" Gary says. Everyone bursts out laughing. "She's into malaccas. Do you believe that? You can say that again"
A few minuets later Gary was drunk as a skunk. Wyatt looked so tired I don't blame him it i like 2:00 in the morning. " Fats, man let me tell you my story, man. Last year, I was crazy insane for this girl back in 8th grade- bitch." I shot daggers at Gary because I knew he was talking about me, I forgot he had a crush on me back in 8th grade. "Crazy insane?" the man with the deep voice said. "Insane?" the man across from me said. " I was nuts for the women, man. Now you gotta believe me, i'm telling the truth here. I mean I was nuts for the girl, and what she did to me was these bit titties she had." I snapped my head back as I heard Gary say that last sentence as he kept going on about my boobs "She wouldn't have to worry about no titties for the rest of her life." Gary says. I knew he had a crush on me but jeez. "Thats the truth baby thats the truth" Wyatt says. 'Wow thanks Wyatt' I thought. "I called her every night for like a month. I mean i'm talking the bullshit man." Gary says, 'True' I thought. "Every damn night" the man across form me says. "Every night, Mitch I ain't playing with you" Gary says quick. "On the telephone?" Gary turns to me " What this boy talking about on the telephone" "Explain it to him" I say "I mean goddamn we know there's a telephone"Gary says. I wanted to stir the pot a little so I told Lisa what to say "But he hung up on her" " No you didn't the girl with those big big titties" The man says, "I hung up on the bitch, you know what the bitch did to me, she kicked the shi- listen to what she did to me sh-" Lisa interrupted " She kneed him in the nuts and called him faggot in front of everyone" 'Not true I actually kissed him that day' i thought. "She did what" "Bitch" "Wow" "Bitch kneed your nuts" I heard everyone say. "Bitch kneed my nuts" 'Can we not say the word bitch for like 5 seconds' i thought. "Broke my heart in two" Gary said with a fake sad expression. "Broke more than your heart" one man said." But you can forget that other one you have this fine jewel next to you" the man pointed to me. " Yes I do" Gary says before he grabbed my face and pressed his lips to mine. 'WOW' I thought After a few seconds Gary pulled away and said "thats the truth baby thats the truth" he went to high five the man but fell over.
"Okay, Okay, Okay party's over" Me and Lisa said at the same time.
