SPLIT: Big Book Of All My OC OneShots Vol 3 (BF)

44: Kinky Neighbor

*Kevin Wendell Crumb/Dennis X My Oc Elizabeth. (AU Kevin/Dennis a Neighbor with a bad mother comes over next door for a friendly meal and he ends up having a great time ) 'Warning momma kink ;) *

It was a nice summer's day and Elizabeth had been cleaning the house and baking cookies, filling up the whole place with the yummy smell, she hums to herself.

There was a faint buzz of a lawn mower outside. Beyond the window the next door neighbor was cutting up the grass on his front lawn. His bare shoulders were glistening with sweat from the task.

She glances up to spot him through the window "Oh my.." she gasps.

The neighbor stopped mowing, to pull his t-shirt out from his back pocket, before wiping it down his face and along his chest and arms.

She gets a grand idea and gets a tall glass and fills it with ice and lemonade, taking it outside, she stops at the fence line, leaning over a bit showing off her cleavage "Excuse me sir?"

The neighbor pauses, looking toward the voice. His stark blue eyes meet hers as his eyebrows dents in confusion. He switched off the lawn mower. "Is there a problem miss?" He asks, subtly eyeing her breasts.

"Well I saw that you were out here and I know it's a hot day, I thought you would like a tall glass of cold lemonade" she hands it to him, smiling "And plus I'm your neighbor by the way"

He seems startled for a moment, before remembering to smile. He steps forward and takes the lemonade. "Thank you." He takes a sip, before taking a gulp. "Nice to finally meet you." He says, eyeing back towards his house hesitantly.

"No Problem, is there something wrong?" she notices his nervous look.

He flicks his eyes back to hers, "No, nothing. Uh... I should probably finish up." He downs the rest of the lemonade, before handing her the glass. "Thank you Miss. Very kind of you."

"I'm Elizabeth, maybe you can come to dinner sometime?"

"Dennis." He offered, "I'll um... let you know a good time. I must really finish this up." He awkwardly, began packing up the mower.

"Alright, just knock on my door when your ready and we could have dinner and maybe later.." she bites her lip staring at his body "Maybe some dessert"

He blushed instantly, looking back at the house terrified. "Okay then Elizabeth." He says diplomatically. "Best be going." He turned, quickly hurrying into the house.

She giggles and returns inside her house getting food ready.

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Dennis returns inside his home, after tucking the lawn mower in the garage and putting his shirt back on. Stepping inside, he gathers yesterday's newspapers and old mail, before stuffing them in the kitchen bin. His mother was sitting on the couch watching one of her programs, with a stern look on her face.

Dennis prepares a mug of tea for her, bringing it to her silently and placing it next to her, before beginning to turn away.

"That tables dusty"

He swallows thickly, turning back around and moving the mug to another table. "I'll go get a cloth." He murmured.

"Make it quick boy and don't dawdle like you did with the mowing" she says drinking her tea.

He stiffens at the mention of the mowing, as his mind drifts back to Elizabeth. She was beautiful, and so caring. He cleared his throat, clearing his mind as he strides to grab a cloth before quickly returning. He wiped down the table, making sure he didn't block the tv.