so......i met somebody this weekend (not when i was on my way to get bath water from my dealer) they confessed to me i want to marry them but things are complicated here's a picture of them
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i already have a waifu and i also met sparkle ostrich..... im confused he even bought me a ring pop and a gigi hadid bouquet of flowers
his hair is disgusting tho,like those tiktok boys but not,but i think we can look past our differences
his strong, tanned arms that give away that he has too much foundation on his face and body (minus arms and legs) the way he sparkles, even when hes in the hood
his bare feet that have never touched shoes in their entire lives the blurry, low quality, fake 'jeans' he stole from my dealer
his weirdly flat shirtless self
and just look at the blush on his face he's clearly in love with me
i cant say no i told him to wait, but im not sure when i can give him an answer plus, our children would look very deformed because he's a hand and im a human
ostrich told me that he only loved his hula-hoop and nobody else that made me cry for an entire week
