Chapter 1
Hey guys! Okay so my friends Emily and Melody and I write fanfiction together with our characters and the various adventures they go on, but we also write about random things that happen in "real life" with movie characters. Also, I saw a really cool fanfiction by lindsey and marie enterprises that was the rules and guidelines of living with LOTR and POTC characters. Which has inspired me to make my own list of things to do and not to do based on our writings and just common sense. I hope you enjoy it. We mostly write about LOTR and POTC so that is what the "theme" is. I do not own LOTR, POTC, or any of their characters. The original idea came from lindsey and marie enterprises
Do not under any circumstances hide the rum from Jack. (He will chase you with a butcher knife until you tell him where it is.)
Never put pink hair dye in Legolas' shampoo and conditioner. (I did that once and he nearly killed me! Good pranking material though, as long as you're a fast runner)
Never tie little bows in Gimli's beard and let him find out it was you. (Trust me it's fun but if he finds out it's you...you may not make it out alive)
Never sing Give It To Me by Madonna in Frodo's presence. (he freaks out and yells "Not you to!")
Do not call Elizabeth "Lizzy". (she starts complaining about how Lizzy isn't a proper name for a pirate king and what not.)
Don't go trick-or-treating with Hector Barbossa or Davy Jones. (It scares the poor children and some of the adults. One guy peed his pants and he was like 40. And then you don't get any candy and almost get arrested because SOMEONE *cough*Barbossa*cough* gets angry and threatens to kill someone)
Do not, under any circumstances, steal Gandalf's hat and staff yelling "I'M A PURPLE GORILLA!" (MELODY! Melody: *hangs head in shame*)
Don't attempt to put make up on Aragorn while he's sleeping. (bad idea Emmers.... Em: I'm sorry, it was tempting! Next time control your husband Me: I WAS! He just was really pissed)
Don't introduce Will to Legolas unless all weapons are confiscated. (for obvious reasons. Lots of confusion)
Hope you guys liked it! If you have any suggestions/ideas for rule/guidelines feel free to comment or message me about it. Please rate/comment/follow/give me coffee. 8-D
