The Guidance Counselor Verses Batman

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Before you read this, if you haven't read the Divergent series, plan to, and don't like spoilers, no matter if they are true or not, don't read!

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So Batman was reading the Divergent series, and my schools guidance counselor walked by and said "How far have you gotten? Have you gotten to the part where four dies?" After Batman going "They chopped pinkies off for breaking promises back then." He took her hand, and told her this.

She stopped talking to us, cryed, quit eating her food, and finished Divergent in one night after she went home.

Our guidence counselor broke her. And then did it again for insurgent and Allegiant. Batman dive bombed to the floor dis morning for him telling her Four was really a girl.  Yep Batman. Also, she took her fork, stood up, and went and stabbed him repeatedly. He went "That was weird." When Batman walked away. :3 I can't wait for her to start reading another series.
Ü Ü Ü Ü M'Kay, Bai.

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I wrote this a long time ago! This happened mid january and it is early february so...

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