BANG GOES THAT THEORY!

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THIS CHAPTER IS DEDICATED TO THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THE STORY AND FOR BABIGALE STARLYLE! BYE ABIGALE STEWART!!!!!__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

"DON'T YA WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME! DON'T YOU WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS A FREAK LIKE ME! DON'T YA!" That's right. I, Abby, was belting out those lyrics in my best friend, Izzy's, face. Just because she was on her monthly friend and had a headache, it was my job to make sure I annoyed her. It was the same thing each month. I annoy her then she annoys me. 

"OH MY GOD ABBY SHUT THE HELL UP! Let's go get food!" She said. Well there's the mood swings. At least she took her cramp pills this morning or she would be all tough and not want to go shopping. Me and Izzy hate shopping. I mean full out HATE it! But we HAVE to go shopping because Izzy is on her 'friend' and she becomes all girly during these 5 days. So she becomes so needy that if you don't do what she wants, she will gut you like a fish. It's the same with me except she's more girly than me. 

We went passed Hollister and Forever 21. We were about to pass the next shop but something caught my eye. "Izzy! Look!" I said. She turned around and stared with me in awe. There we stood in front of a HUGE candy store. 

I looked to see Izzy drooling. And here comes the cravings. We ran right in. I ran straight for the Skittles. Izzy ran somewhere but I did not pay attention. I grabbed a whole box of Skittles and ran to the register.

An old guy with a bald head looked at me.

"Excuse me!" I said politely. No answer.

"Excuse me!" I said a bit louder.

He looked up and went right back to his porn magazine.

I heard him whisper. "Damn! Betty White is FIINE!" I made a gagging noise.

I ripped the magazine out of his hands! "EXCUSE ME!!!" I screamed.

He looked up at me. "I would like to see the manager fo this establishment!"I said in a monotone way.

"No!" 

"GET ME THE OWNER NOW!!!!" I yelled. I'm pretty sure One Direction could hear me in England.

The bald guy ran for his life towards the back. I quickly ran and hid behind the Twix display. My phone beeped. It was a tweet. I ignored it. Probably just Izzy saying how hungry she is.

"I SWEAR SIR! SHE WAS RIGHT HERE!" The bald guy screamed.

"Well I don't see anything!" The manager said back.

"SHE WAS RIGHT HERE YOU IDIO-" The bald guy covered his mouth.

"Were you going to call me an idiot!?" The manager's voice rose.

"N-no sir I-I wasn't-" The bald man started to say. 

"OUT! YOU'RE FIRED!" the manager screeched.

The guy reluctantly left the building. I got up and went on with my search to find Izzy. Through the window I saw the bald guy glaring at me. I gave an innocent smile and continued with my search.

I looked in the chocolate Isle. Nope.

Jelly bean Isle? Nope.

If I were Izzy where would I be? Of course! I ran to the Gummy Bear Isle to see Izzy with a box of Haribo Gummi Bears. She LOVES gummi bears.

I went up to the cash register to see the manager. 

We paid and then left. I stepped out into the cool morning air of New York, instantly regretting wearing my capris and a tanktop. I saw a guy in a business suit talking on his phone. I grabbed a skittle from my bag and nudged Izzy. She looked up. Her mouth was stuffed with gummi bears. No surprise there.  

I nodded towards the guy. She nodded her head furiously. I raised my arm ready to fire when BANG! I ran into a pole.

I landed flat on my arse! 

"EXCUSE YOU POLE BUT YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO STAND IN EVERYONE'S WAY!" I screamed at the pole. Then I went on like nothing happened. I thought izzy would be laughing right now. I guess she didn't see. 

When I turned around I saw her on the ground laughing. "Well BANG goes that theory." I muttered. Izzy heard.

"Honey, I think the only thing that went BANG was your head" She said after recoveriing from her fit of giggles.

I rolled my eyes.  After a few moments of walking silence I looked across the street. I saw a huge crowd of girls around five guys with sunglasses and hoodies. They looked so familiar. 

"So what do you wanna do?" Izzy broke me out of my trance. 

"PARK!" I screamed and ran for the swings. When I got to my swings I pulled out my Ipod and turned on a One Direction song. She's Not Afraid came on.

I loved this song. I grabbed my speakers out of my purse and plugged my Ipod into them. I started to dance to the song. And by dance I mean I looked like a retarted seal on Crack! Wow I'm awkward. I got strange looks from little kids but I just stuck my tongue out at them.

When I finally sat down i started to sing along.

She's not afraid of all the attention

She's not afraid of running wild.

 I started thinking, well daydreaming, about one of my number one idols, Harry Styles. His curls looked so lucious. I wish i could just run my fingers through them. Zayn is the second cutest in my book. But Harry is ALWAYS number one! Then I started thinking about the rest of the band. How Izzy likes Niall and Rosie likes Liam. And how Aria likes Louis. Where is Izzy?

I looked to my right to see her hanging out with Lucy, her cousin, who hates me. So I decided not to go over there.

My thoughts were interuppted by someone sighing over by the merry-go-round.

He looked really familiar. 

 Me ,being the stupid one, decided he needed to be cheered up. I went over there and took a Skittle out from my pocket and threw it at him. 

"TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!!" I yelled. Who knoew that that one Skittle was all it took for me to meet my Idol.

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