Creepypastaxreader (memes)

Boys will be boys.

I felt something cold running down my face and my body. "Hello?" I said swatting whatever it was away and opening my eye's. The guy with that odd smile was pouring water on me. He lost his shit wheezing. "WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD HAHAHAHA." I felt someone shift from behind me. "What the fuck man." I heard the guy with the blue mask speak. "OHOHO" the guy with a smile laughed.

"Jack get put from behind me." I snapped my neck towards the guy with a blue mask. "You remember me? How romantic~" he spoke. "N-no... who's Jack?" I asked. "It's me, you dumb bitch." He said looking at me. "Aight boutta head out." I said rolling out of the couch.

"Y'all got any of that stuff I had last night? I hurt and that might be why." I walked back into that one room and saw a guy with a gray mask and orange goggles fighting with a man in a white mask. I suddenly spoke up, "Can I get a waffle?! Can I please get a waffle!!!" They just turned to me and yelled "NO!" "*sigh* I don't even know what a waffle is." I said giving up.

The girl with jet black hair walked in and said "what are you two doing?" They stopped slapping each other and looked at her. They sighed "nothing." "Exactly. Now come Y/N let's go get you some food." She said leading towards the table. "Stay here and I'll come back for you, okay?" I nodded, "okay." She came back and made me eat I chocked once.

Time skip brought to you by Jesus.

It was what they called 'dinner.' We had all dat down waiting for... 'food' the guy with long black hair with a weird smile sat by me. While everyone was talking around he placed his hand on my thigh. I looked up at him and saw him wink at me. He said "Ooo la la~ Or as the French say, baggett." His smile oddly got larger, almost like it was carved in.... (😉) he then looked at me again and seemed eager to do something.

"I wanna hear the sweet sounds you make~ Why don't you show me some right now." Everyone in literally 5 mile radius could hear him. Everyone stopped their convo, looked at him, and made weird faces. I looked for some sort of help and 'umed' "Uh.... uh.... 🎵 S h A W t Y ' s  l I k E  a  m E l o d Y  i N  m Y  h E a D 🎵" I sang off key and everything. Everybody busted out laughing except the dude and he looked distraught. I winked him. I looked over at the blonde dude with blood everywhere and I said, "Do you need a tampon to plug that up?" I had no clue what that meant. His mouth opened and he slightly laughed. "Y/n is rude!" He said in astonishment.

The guy with the stiches stood up and yelled at me " I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass." My face lit up red and I felt anger rush through my veins, as I stood up and yelled at the stupid guy. " SHUT UP! YOUR MOTHER BUYS YOU MEGA BLOCKS INSTEAD OF LEGOS" he said "Y O U  F U C K I N G  T A K E  T H A T  B A C K." The girl with long black hair and a shiny mask turned to me. She seemed worried for me. The guy with the shiny mask and THICCC lips had grabbed the rejected cross-stitch project's arm. The guy that had the dark mask had grabbed his other arm to hold him back.

I spoke up "Shut up, I wear heels bigger than your dick. " I stuck my tounge out and flipped him off whilst winking at him. He proceeded to get more angry, a vein popped out of his neck. He seemed to have something dark within his eye's, something that had a bit more meaning then I wanted. I threw a peace sign up and ran towards the stairs. I got up top to see the stitch bitch come up his eye's now a dark green. I ran towards the banister and said " You'll never take me alive!" Only to have him roll his eye's and yell "Bull shit!"

He quickly ran towards me, the bitch with orange goggles who was busy came out from the kitchen, only to watch me be shoved down over the banister.  The orange goggels guy quickly ran towards me. I closed my eye's ready for some sort of force to hit my back or my head, but it never came. I felt something strong grab me and hold me tight.

"Jesus l-looks like pretty women are falling from the s-sky *tic* not that I mi-mind" He winked at me and held me closer. I looked up at him and blurted something that just felt right. "Thank you." My heart felt a bit warm I shook my head then looked back at him. " I'm gonna go take a hot shower, it's a normal shower, but with me in it." I said staring at his face smirking. "What the fuck?!" I heard shiny mask with THICCC lips say. Orange goggles immediately dropped me. "FUCK YOU STEAMPUNK WANNA BE!" I yelled pissed he had dropped me so hard.

I rolled onto me back then crab walked upstairs hissing at them. "Okay, which one of you fuckers let another feral beast in agai- Oh it's just Y/n." The guy with a pale hoodie said. Everyone errupted into laughter. I bared my teeth at him I felt someone hit my head hard. "Stop playing pretend and get your ass in the shower, I might just have to join you if you don't~" I heard that chick with a clock in her eye say.

I blushed and grimaced my nose scrunched up in habit. I quickly shook my head hard. " No thank you!" I yelled. I didn't know exactly how to shower, or what it was, but I knew I didn't want it. I quickly ran to the chick with the black hair. She smiled at me and patted my head. "Let's learn this for the sake of hygiene!" She yelled very happy. I smilied and reapeated "HYGIENE!!!" She then lead me to a room.

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Holy frick, it's been two months?! Jeez!!! I had such an overload on homework I kinda forgot about this 😅 lolz hope y'all enjoyed!