"Guys, we have to get them together."
. "Hobi, are you sure?" Yoongi asked, contemplating his decisions.
"Yes, I think they need a push. Come on, guys. Help me out." He said, looking at the others in the room. "Joonie and Jin-hyung have been drooling over eachother for forever. Come on, we need to get them together. I'm really worn out. I can't take care of their drunk asses all the time. Please, we need to get our eomma and appa together."
"Fine," Yoongi sighed, "anyone got any ideas?"
"Ooh, we could set them up for extra dance practice. It'll be the perfect excuse to get them to spend more time together." Jimin piped up from his seat on Jungkook's bed.
"That's not a bad idea." Tae said, grinning from ear to ear, "And then phase 2."
"What's phase 2?" Jungkook asked, pausing for a second, "Are you thinking of- that won't work hyung."
"What won't work?" Jimin asked as his curiousity piqued. Tae turned to his bestfriend, smiling.
"Minie, would you be my fake boyfriend?"
"Ohh, that." The pink-haired boy said, getting totally on board with Tae.
"Only idiots would buy that." Jungkook said.
"Exactly, Kookie. That's why it'll work, they're idiots." Yoongi said, smirking. "Let's give it a shot, eh?"
"Okay," Hoseok said, "Tomorrow, during dance practice act like you normally would. So as not to get them suspicious."
"Yes. Now, unless you're my roomates, get out or I'll strangle you all." Yoongi said, and Jimin and Tae made a run for it, too scared to turn back. Hoseok sighed. The older sat down beside him. "What's still bothering you, Seokie?"
"Nothing, it's just I can't believe they're not together, how are they so blind? You've seen how they look at eachother, the way they act with eachother. Remember the other day when Hyungie was making dinner with Joonie, they were being so domestic, Joonie was back-hugging Hyungie while trying the noodles, and they stayed like that for like half a minute, staring at eachother and I was chanting in my head, 'Kiss, kiss, kiss'. Why on Earth are they not together, Yoongi? They act like a married couple and the way they look at eachother is..."
"Magical?" Yoongi finished.
"Exactly. They're so in love, yet so oblivious, so meant for eachother, yet they don't know where they stand." Hoseok said, leaning his head against Yoongi's shoulder.
"Slow down Hyung, before you write a song in your sleep." Jungkook said, all tucked in and ready for bed. "But you're right, they are pretty dumb when it comes to love."
Hoseok laughed. Yeah, Jin and Namjoon are pretty dumb when it comes to love, but they're not gonna be for long, not when Bangtan's playing cupid. And they'll stop at nothing to get the two together, because they just want them to be happy. Jung Hoseok is the ball of sunshine who makes everybody happy, and what's the point if he can't make his friends happy? So, he's doing this, now or never, because for all he knows, Kim Seokjin and Kim Namjoon are the type of fools more deserving of happiness more than anyone; they give love and happiness to the entire world and it's only fair that they get their share of it. "Seokie, go to bed, it's late." Yoongi said, breaking the younger out of his thoughts, "you too, Kookie, lights out."
"Yes, Hyung." Jungkook said, flashing them a smile. Hoseok got off the bed and went over to Jungkook to plant a kiss to his forehead, whispering a 'goodnight Kookie'. And got into bed beside Yoongi. He chuckled before turning off the light. He knows it's wierd to want to set up two if your closest friends, but he's seen the way they look at eachother and it's unmistakable, he can see the spark, lighting a fire between them, he feels the warmth that radiates off of them when they're together, and they're perfect, so perfect, Hoseok feels like crying everytime they share a look or everytime Jin relaxes into the backhugs Joonie was so used to giving him, and they close their eyes justbfor a moment of peace and serenity and comfort. So, he has to get this done o e way or the other.
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To say that Taehyung and Jimin were happy, was an understatement, they were ecstatic. They couldn't wait to get their hyungs together. "So, how do we do this?" Jimin asked as they entered the kitchen.
"Okay. For now we do the lovey dovey stuff, mainly in front of them, you know, cuddling, kissing, soft touching. And then when it's time, I'll ask Jin-hyung if I can switch rooms with him, because we wanna 'go there'." Taehyung said, air quoting the last words, as he sat down at the counter.
"That sounds fairly easy, too easy actually." Jimin said, getting himself and Tae a beer, "that's my kind of drama." He said, handing him a bottle.
"This is gonna be fun." Tae said, clearly pleased with the plan. "Eomma and Appa are so gonna end up together."
"No doubts, Alien." Jimin agreed, taking a swig.
"Ofcourse not, Mochi." Tae said, winking at his bestfriend. "So this is what we'll do tomorrow."
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Heyyyyyyyy Cupcakes, I just wanna say. I know I'm not that good at writing so, please forgive me if there are any spelling or grammatical mistakes. I'm so, so sorry. BTW, I love y'all.
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