You were sleeping and just so happened to wake up from a toasty nights sleep with your boyfriend Beau, to see his beau-Tiful (see what I did there ;) ) green eyes. "Morning slut." Beau says fakish smiling. "Aren't you a ray of sunshine?" You say with your croaky morning voice. As you stretch your arms out, Beau sits on top of you.
"Babe, what are you doing?" He scrunched his face, for some reason, then he holds your hands down onto the bed. Oh oh. He did it again. "BEAU BROOKS LET ME GO!!" You say half squealing. After all, he farted. Beau knows you'll give in to anything if he has you locked, your wriggling your body just to set yourself free, "oh yeah, continue doing that..." he says. He is SO dirty minded. That fart STINKS and your trying so hard to set your legs free when you realize, Beau is focusing on his little 'feeling of pleasure' so you quickly lift up your hands as he looks down in shock and see you grabs his arms and push him down. You have finally won the battle! Your on top of him saying "BOOM BITCH!" Ha ha ha ha.
"Ok, ok, you got me. You win!" He says. Instead you lay on his chest a and trace his tattoos with your finger. You end up getting to his barking dog tattoo and you follow that too, feeling his v line... "Knock knock" Beau says. "Who's there?" "Mary" "mary who?" You say, he stands up walks INFRONT of the bed and gets down on one knee and pulls out a box from his pocked and says, "Mary me?" You gasp sitting up on your knees saying "OH MY GOSH BEAU! YES, YOU RETARD!" you jump from the bed to him and eventually knock him over and give him a big passionate French kiss smiling.
You fall asleep on his chest and him on the floor. He's holding you tight, and it's like 1:30 in the afternoon. And he's just watching you breathe. In, and out, in, out, in, and out.
"Beau? Did you ask me to marry you a couple of hours ago or was that a badly wanted dream?" You hear his croaky lisp voice say, "no? What are you talking about?" He says as he opens the box takes out the beautiful ring and puts it on your left ring finger and kisses your for head.
"Of course I did. And you would dream of it?" Beau says. "Of course I would. You were the guy I've always wanted to pash uncontrollably," you start as you sit up to see beau with his arms behind his head lying down facing you... "Your the one I would search up on google images to make me smile when I self harmed. Now, I can pash you whenever I want, and as long as I'm with you I'll never self harm again. And I'll never need to worry about anything as long as I'm with you."
He sits up not even creasing his abs the perfect and sexy way he does and leans forward to kiss you, but first he lifts you up places you on the bed and then pashes you deeply. Your arms around his neck still kissing you, and you haven't even had brekky yet. Wait- you realise, if beau is my husband, does that make every morning just like this?! You think in excitement, he starts going from your lip down to your chin, then down your neck and on your chest. "We better go get something to eat." Beau says. "Good call. I'm starving! You gunna make me somethin to eat, bb?" "First of all, what bb supposed to mean..." "Oh, Baby Beau! With a little green heart emoji next to it to match your perfect eyes. " You say with crimson red cheeks, "second of all, only after I lift you bridal style down the stairs." He says. You smile and put up your arms and legs as he lifts you down the stairs on your way to the second best heaven aside from beaus kisses, food.
