Class + Porn = Entertaining

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Class, some class' are fun, some are boring, and mine..... Well mine is entertaining .

Why you ask?

Well simple, I have my Brothers in class and the teacher don't give two flying fucks about us.  He's at the front with head phones on probable watching porn or some shit like that.

My brothers and I sit at the back, I like to some what think that we are 'cool', but really they are 'cool', I'm a bit, well how do I say this, hmmm um well you could say a 'freak', yeah that works well.

"Oi freak, what ya writing?" Asks Jay my best friend......Sadly.....

"Oh hey Jay-dick, oh you know you death sentence" 

"Hmmm very well then, what's Mr. Cross doing on his laptop?''

"Jay do you really have to ask me this?''

"Umm no?"

"Good boy." I say as I ruffle his hair . "Now so make a destruction  so I can check is history and show it to the class."

"Sir yes ma'am, wait how do I do that?"

I look at him then down at my desk.... I look back up to him with an evil smirk on my face. I grab his head and smack it on the desk hard do it gives him a blood nose. I release his head and go up to the teacher.

"Sir, Jay has a blood nose."

He looks up and mumbles something I couldn't here "Hmm very well. Jay! Get up and come with me."

Mr. Cross and Jay leave to the sick-bay. Time to see with the teachers up to. Muwhahahahah.

I sit down on the chair and bring up his history and make it so the rest of the class can see. Once they see the stuff up front they all start laughing and getting their phones to take pic and post them everywhere out.

5 Minutes later and Mr comes in and looks at me at his laptop then looks to the board then back to me.

"ELYZA. MIKAELSON. GET OUT OF MY CLASS RIGHT NOW!" He yells very loudly.

I go to my bag, pick it up and walk out of class to my car and drive of to, we god knows where I'll end up...

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