Ok I know that's not an amazing title but I tried-
Anyway- incorrect quotes, yay.
«le quote 1»
Bartelby, texting: True, does the five second rule apply to soup?
Bartelby: I accidentally spilled some on the floor.
Bartelby:
Bartelby:
Bartelby: Pls respond, it's been three seconds already.
«quote 2 (Zue/Tree warning if you don't like it skip this)»
True: Grizelda told me to sweep my crush off his feet.
True: How did I know she wasn't being literal?
Grizelda:
Grizelda: Zee has a concussion.
«quote 3, also Zue/Tree»
True: *Hands Zee a glass of water*
Zee: Thanks, What's it for?
True: Bartelby said you get thirsty around me (A/N: someone tell me they aren't offended by this bcos it's a kid's show)
Zee: *chokes on water*
«quote 3»
Bartelby: I saw a handsome portrait. I tried to look closer
Bartelby: But then I realised
Bartelby: It was a mirror.
«quote 4, Bartelby gave True drugs lol don't kill me-»
True: Do crabs think fish are flying?
Grizelda: How high are you?
True: 4'8.
^ that's a guess!!
«quote 5»
Zee: *slaps two pieces of bread on Grizelda's cheeks* what are you?
Grizelda: A snack.
Zee, facepalming: nO-
«quote 6»
Grizelda: Have you heard from Zee?
True: He'll be fine. I left him with Bartelby!
Grizelda: Those two sentences don't go together.
«Quote 7»
Zee, texting: I* you c*ns*r a l*tter ou* a w*rd, yo*'re l*gally required to *ut the *etter at the bottom of your text.
*feoetouepl
Bartelby, texting: Ok Ze*, *f you'r* sure about th*s. Old Mac D*nald had a farm.
*eieio
Zee, texting: I WILL SHATTER YOU LIKE GLASS.
