And it breaks my heart

Oh well.

I went from feeling shocked, to hurt, to overall disgusted. Mainly because my slut of a friend was kissing my ex boyfriend but also because the whole situation was becoming a bit Pg13.

As betrayed as I felt, I knew I had to shield the innocent eyes of as many kids as I could.

I may not like kids but no child should have to experience such trauma.

Exactly two seconds before that got too explicit, a counselor thought maybe it would be best not scar a child's life and stopped whatever that was.

I then gave myself time to react, the only problem there was I had absolutely no idea how I was supposed to react. Was I to cry, lash out or just freeze?

That would be a normal reaction but I'm not necessarily a normal person so I did the next best thing.

I laughed.

And I didn't just laugh, I laughed my ass off. I guess I found Josh's pathetic attempt at making me jealous pretty hilarious. He probably just didn't realize that I was completely over him.

I could tell the atmosphere was awkward but that didn't stop me, I kept laughing so hard people actually cringed. At least Josh managed make someone miserable.

After about five minutes of breathless laughter, Mike (one of the cringing counselors) just couldn't take my presence anymore so he kindly excused my "acquaintance's" and I to go sort out our "issues".

Just in case you were wondering my "acquaintance's" were my only true bestie, my ex-bestie, my accidental enemy, the idiot I used to date and surprise guest Hannah the rotten banana.

The inaudible murmurs soon faded as we got further into the mosquito infested woods.

We then sat on a nearby log and settled into an awkward silence. I practically felt how uncomfortable Hailey was and honestly I dont blame her. Everytime Josh and I were within ten feet of each other things just got a bit messy, our principle can even testify. Sometimes I wonder how I even managed to last a whole year with that dimwitted imbecile.

Hannah however was basically jumping up and down in anticipation as if waiting for the drama to unfold.

"Are you jealous" Josh said breaking the silence with a wide smirk slowly spreading across his lips.

"That depends, do you have a brain?" I retorted. "Sorry, thats probably too hard for you the answer is no..... To both those questions" I said slowly as if teaching a baby.

"I forget what I bitch you are" he said with that smirk still wide across his face.

"I guess that means you have a type then. Good upgrade by the way. Definitely more of a bitch than I could ever be." I said sarcastically.

"Cami if you're gonna call me a bitch you better put bad in front of it, my way or the highway" she said making me burst out in laughter.

"Did you just quote a tiktok trend. Oh my God you guys are fuckin perfect for each other. Like two idiot birds of a fuckin feather." I wheezed.

"You Chloe, are probably going to die of stupidity but let me give you a little something for advice, this walking STD doesn't give a fuck about you but don't worry he's very generous. Not with his time, his money or even his honesty no no no what he is generous with however are his STDs. I mean he's like Oprah with those. Its too bad that your an idiot though." And with that I turned and my heel, ready to leave but not without making sure she never talks to me

You're probably wondering why Hailey didnt defend me and the short answer is, well Hailey is isn't exactly as confident with other people as she is with me and as much as its an honor to be one of only four people she talks to, its also kinda awkward when I talk to other people while she just stands there like the socially awkward bestie she is.

We soon got to our cabin and just to clarify by "we", I mean Hailey, Hannah and I. As we got in I immediately noticed that the cabin had been infiltrated. I was still processing m shock before the loud nasally voice that coincidentally belonged to Hannah shouted surprise

I didn't want to jump to the absolute worst possibility so instead I simply asked " What are you talking about ". I tried not to sound rude but of course my emotions took over.

Luckily, Hannah basically blind when it comes to the obvious so she didn't notice the tone in my voice.

" I noticed you two kept chasing people away so I just assumed you guys were waiting for the perfect candidate so I thought now that we're friends and all who better than me could fill the space" She explained

" Actually, we only did that because our other friend Sadie was going to stay with us " This time I didn't sound rude but I did lie. Not that I necessarily wanted to but... I really didn't want Hannah to stay so I hoped my little white lie would convince her to do the right thing by leaving us alone.

I knew I had to make a plan to call my brother and tell him to get me a hazmat suit. If only the stupid camp didn't have to take everyone's phones.

" Oh... O-okay. " She seemed sad and sort of disapointed, almost as if she's been here before. I didn't want to be another person to turn her away. Did I

" But she's not here right now is she? " I said without thinking.

This is why good people have terrible lives.