Horror
Would you date him: Maybe. But I'd also be afraid to sleep at night.
Would you kill him: Hell no. He may be scary and I fear him but he's also somehow precious at the same time.
Would you marry him: NAh. But I'd marry Cookie-
Would you kiss him: On the cheek. Maybe. Probably when he's asleep. I'd also probably scream if his eye just opened after I did it.