random Naruto story's I made

First day in the Akatsuki

A/n: this story might be based off of what I would do if I was in the Akatsuki more than what you guys would do so sorry if you don't like it but I do hope you guys think it's always funny, anyway enjoy

(y/n) pov
It's my first day in the Akatsuki and I'm about to meet everyone, I'm really nervous because they might not like me and I don't want to be hated any more than I already am you know. Anyway I make my way inside and I'm met with about 10-11 people. Welp here goes nothing, hope I make atleast one friend here so I don't feel lonely.
What I would do if I met:

Pain: When I walked in the first thing I'm met with is a man with orange hair and alot of face piercings, he's really hot ngl but probably out of my league. He introduced himself to me and called himself god and I was confused but didn't say anything afraid I would get killed or something so I just waved and said "hi". I then noticed his eyes and I said "I like your eyes, they're a pretty purple." He nodded as a way of saying thank you I think. Welp I did good I think, I hope a made a good impression and he doesn't hate me or atleast dislike me. Now on to the next person.

Konan: she's a girl, oh thank kami I'm not gonna be the only one who's a girl here. I walk up to her and I say "your very pretty I like the paper rose in your hair" she smiled a little and said "thank you". I nodded and smiled. I then asked if she could make me one and she said "sure" and made me a small origami rose. I thanked her and put it in my hair. After I was done putting the rose in my hair I asked her if she could teach me how to do origami and if she was up for a little girl time later. She gave me a small smile and agreed. Boom mission accomplished, first friend. I waved bye and walked up to the next person.

Deidara: I walked up to a blonde man, he was very cute. I did a little research on them and I remembered what I read on him and it said he likes explosions so I said "I heard you like blowing shit up, I like doing that as well so maybe you can show me your explosions after my hangout session with konan and I also like your eyes, they're very pretty." He smiled fairly big and nodded his head vigorously and said "thank you", I smiled and said "I'll see you later" then and before I left I asked him if I could braid his hair and he said "sure". He took out the small ponytail and handed me the the hair tie and that's when I noticed the mouths, I giggled and said "I like those things on your hands" then proceeded to poke the tounge. He chuckled and got down to my level so I could braid his hair. After I was done I said "I look forward to the explosions later", we high fived and I went to go see the next person.

Sasori:  I heard stories about how he turned him self in to a living puppet and I wanted to see if it was true so when I got to him I asked him if I could see his arm. He didn't say anything, he just stuck his arm out for me to see, I said "thank you" and moved the sleeve so I could see his arm better. I looked at the craftsmanship and it was beautiful, I did something weird and I softly ran my fingers up and down his arm and it was very smooth and very durable. When I got to his hand I ran my fingers over the parts where it bends and it was amazing and very well built. I looked up at him and asked him if he made this and he nodded and I said "it's very good and it's very beautiful". He gave me a soft thank you and I nodded. I then asked him if he could make the majority of my left arm like his. He said "it will take a long a time but sure". I smiled and said "thank you" and he nodded. I waved bye to him and he gave a small wave back in return, on to the next person.

Itachi:  I walked to him and looked at him. I already knew who he was and and the stories and why he's here, I legit know everything, so when I got to him I motioned him to come down to my height as he was taller than me like everyone here sadly, and when he was close enough I whispered in his ear "I know everything you've been through, I know the truth and I'm very sorry you had to do the things you did" I then hugged him and he didn't hesitate to hug me back, whispering back he said in a slightly pained voice, "thank you for understanding, also you look pretty with that flower in your hair" I nodded and replied with a no problem and a thank you. Before we broke the hug I whispered "you also have a bitch ass brother" to try and lighten the mood and it kinda worked because he chuckled. When the hug broke I asked him if he would like to go and get some tea and dango tomorrow and he smiled and said that would be nice. I smiled and said see you tomorrow then and before I walked to go meet the next person I said "oh and if you need me for legit anything I'm always here for you unless missions get in the way", he nodded and said "thank you". I nodded and waved goodbye and walked up to my next person.

Hidan:  He is a nice looking guy, he hot and well built god damn. I walked up to him and noticed the necklace he had on and I guess he noticed mine as well because we both pointed at them, made eye contact and gasped fairly loudly. "You know jashin-sama too!!" He yelled I nodded and replied with anime tears in my eyes "I thought I was the only one" he ruffled my hair aware of the flower and avoiding it and said, "you were but as of today not anymore". I smiled, punched the air and screamed "YUSSS!!". Me and Hidan had fun just talking and kinda messing around, it felt nice to have another jashinist around, it's been almost 7000 years. I looked at him and said "maybe we could do a sacrifice together one day" and he replied with "that would be fucking amazing". We both smiled and fist bumped each other and then I left to go to my next person but not before waving bye.

Kisame:   He was very blue. Literally very blue and it was cool but wow so much blue. "Your skin color is very cool, it reminds me of the sky and the ocean." I said and he chuckled and said "thank you" and I nodded. I then noticed the handle and pointed at it and asked what that was even though I kinda have an idea of what it was but I'm not sure. He unsheathed it and it turned out to be a sword, duh. He explained how the sword is alive and I was hella confused. How can an inanimate object be alive, I think he took notice of my confusion and explained it, the sword has a name and practically a mind of its own. It also feeds on chakara and can kill people really fast. I was amazed and I asked if I could hold it and he said "sure but it's heavy". I picked it up and holy shit he was right this shits heavy. I was struggling until he took it out of my hands and put it back in the sheath. He chuckled and said "we should hang out more" and I nodded and said "maybe he could show me what he can do and vise-versa". He nodded and ruffled my hair (avoiding the flower). I waved bye and he waved back saying "bye kid" as well. Now, onto the next person.

Tobi/obito:  I came across a man with a mask that reminded me of a cinnamon roll, I smiled slightly. He asked me why I was smiling and I said "because your mask reminds me of a cinnamon roll" and he giggled. We talked about games and candy, we had fun doing random things and talking about random shit. That's when I said "I had fun" and added Obito at the end and he stopped laughing and asked me how I know his real name and I told him how I did research and how his secret is safe with me, I almost didn't hear him give a small sigh that probably had relief embedded in it. After that we talked about everything for about 10 minutes before I had to meet the last person. I got up off the ground and Tobi followed. I told him I had one more person to meet and that I should get going. He gave me a lollipop and hugged me, before the hug broke he whispered "promise you won't tell people who I really am?" And I nodded and said "I promise." We then broke the hug and I walked away waving bye, he waved as well and skipped off somewhere. Finally, last person.

Zetsu:   The last person I'm supposed to meet isn't a person, I think. I'm not sure actually, he looks like a person but with a plant attached to him, one separate thing on his right and monochrome colored skin. Oh well people are different and that's ok. I walked up to them and said "hi", the white said "hi" back and the black just said "sup". I told him how the plant around him makes him look cool and makes him hella unique. They both said "thank you", I then asked if I can touch the plant and they were hesitant but agreed so I softly ran my hand over the plant and it was really soft but hard. I then asked them if they have a garden and they nodded and I asked if they could take me one day. They said "as long as I don't touch anything it's ok", I nodded and said "thank you". The white side noticed the origami flower and said "the flower looks nice in my hair". I kinda blushed and said "thank you", he replied with your welcome and smiled. I waved bye to them and they waved back with the white side smiling. They then sunk into the ground and I headed off to my room to get settled in.

I hope you enjoyed this, hopefully they aren't to short and they are enjoyable. If they don't make sense I'm sorry. It's 1:30 in the morning so my brain is slowly dying on me but I hope you enjoyed none the less and sorry for any mistakes. I also hope you guys have a good day/night ┌|o^▽^o|┘♪