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Two guys are out hunting. All of the sudden one passes out and his buddy can't wake him up. His buddy panics and call 911. In a paniced voice he says "Help me! Help me! My buddy is on the ground passed out! I don't know if he is dead or what?" The 911 operator says "Settle down sir. Let's make sure he is not dead." There is an awkward silence and a gunsshot goes off. He comes back and says "Now what?!"

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