kiiboy: Ouma istg you better have a lawer kocoochie: Im about to be sued?! from a robot?! I wouldn't miss a one in a lifetime opportunity!! kocoochie: wait tf is my username? smashedavocado: anna oop
ships:
kiibouma (kokichi x kiibo)
maki x shuichi...
Not much has changed since Kokichi got diagnosed with a illness, only him going in and out the hospital. What's happening right now? we are waiting for our teacher, he hasn't came yet.. so of course this class is a huge mess.. oh yeah did i mention we are talking through text
Kocoochie: ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING DIE?!
smashedavocado: PLEASE KOKICHI IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS!
smashedavocado: (YOU CAN'T KILL ME IM A BAD BITCH)
Kocoochie: THIS WOULDN'T BE HAPPENING IF YOU JUST PUT THE FUCKING GRAPE SODA DOWN, BUT YOU DIDN'T YOU FUCKING THREW IT (YES I CAN)
Kocoochie: YOU KILLED MY CHILD YOU LITTLE AVOCADO LOOKIN ASS
smashedavocado: WHAT AVOCADOS ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL THANK YOU VERY MUCH
kocoochie: W-WELL UH- YOU STILL LOOK LIKE A FRUIT!
smashedavocado: YOU DO TOO, YOU GRAPE
MOMMY: Ouma, put the nerf gun down
smashedavocado: NO KOKICHI PLEA-
smashedavocado has went offline
dicktective: oh my-
MOMMY: RANTARO DFSUHSFDK KOKICHI I SWEAR TO GOD I AM GOING TO RIP ALL OF YOUR INSIDES OUT
kocoochie: WAIT MOM PLEASDHUYSD&FSDHFDHSFGYSDUUF
kocoochie has went offline
plastictits: I just got here and- WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON?! WHY TF IS RANTARHOE PRETENDING TO DIE AND WHY IS KIRUMI BEATING COCKICHI WITH HER SHOE?!
kiiboy: KIRUMI PLEASE STOP
killallmen2020: Kirumi cease this degenerate male behavior!
plastictits: W H A T I S H A P P E N I N G
dicktective: scroll up..
plastictits: O
dicktective: Kirumi, i think you took it too far- Ouma is unconscious and bleeding out of his nose with several bruises. Now Kiibo is panicking and i think he's about to pass out-
MOMMY: oh shit-
MOMMY: OH SHIT-
pianofreak: I'm not at school bc im sick but are Ouma and Kiibo ok??
dicktective: I think so but.. do you ever realize how Rantaro is the reason we get in trouble or something bad happens half of the time-
smashedavocado has came online
smashedavocado: ME?!
dicktective: 1. you texted us during a test leading us to failing 2. you attacked kiibo and stuff leading to us getting banned and now, you threw Ouma's soda making him very mad..
smashedavocado: Oh, sorry guys lol
pianofreak: spoken like a true detective
dicktective: thanks Kaede..
kocoochie has came online
kocoochie: I have awoken peasants
idiotinthestars: OMFG THE TEACHER IS COMING-
smashedavocado: oh shit
smashedavocado and 14 others have went offline
(Kokichi POV)
Our teacher came in and gasped as soon as he saw me. I mean- I know im beautiful , but- Wait- oh yeah i'm covered in bruises and bleeding
"Oh my gosh, Ouma, what in gods name happened to you?" Should I tell him? .. hm... probably not, I don't want anyone getting in trouble..
"ohhh this? Its nothing! Me and my super evil subbortianits were attacked by another gang is all! Nishishi~"
"Is al- Go to the nurse, and Kiibo can you go with him so he actually goes?" He asks Kiiboy
"Yes, of course, lets go ouma!" He said grabbing my hand and pulling me towards the nurse's office.
"Are you ok?! Can you walk?! Does it hurt?!" "I'm fineee~ kiiboy, stop worrying,"
"It's hard not to worry when I lo- care about you!" He remarks. "Awww was Kiiboy about to say love? Well I love Kiiboy too, Nishishi~,"
"Wha- We're here Ouma!" He then proceeds to drag me inside, his face a tomato.
"Oh dear, what happened to you Kokichi?" "Ohhh nothing much, just another fight before school. Nishishi~"
"Kokichi... you need to be more careful.. you know.." The nurse I know pretty well sits me down and goes and looks for her medical suplies.
"But being careful is boringgg, aunt Namami-chan!" She comes up to me and puts a cloth under my nose, wiping of the pink blood off my face.
"Yeah, yeah I know." She says chuckling. (also to make it clear Chiaki isn't actually his aunt he just calls her that bc she was friends with both of his siblings)
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(yeah thats right, i got a fancy timeskip line)
3rd person POV lolol
"Psst Kiiboy," Kokichi said tapping Kiibo's metal shoulder. "W-what Ouma.. we are taking a test be quiet!"
Kokichi being the little shit he is, decided to text Kiibo.
Kokichi: Kiiboooooooo
Kokichi:kiiboarddddd
kokichi: kiiboyyyyyyyyyyyy
kokichi: Kiibabyyy
kiibo: Kiibaby?!
Kokichi: Yup! you responded! yayyyyyy kiiboy responded!!
kiibo: What is it Kokichi?
Kokichi: wellllllllllll
"Ouma!" The teacher yelled at Kokichi as soon as he realised he was on his phone.
"Yessss sssirrrr?" "Give.me.your.phone.NOW," "Yeah, yeah," Kokichi says getting up and giving the teacher his phone, shutting it all the way off so Kiibo doesn't get in trouble. (if the teacher cut on his phone and looked at who he was texting yknow, Kiibo would get in trouble too)
"And go to the princibles office. This is a automatic fail. again." "Yes maaaaammmm."
Kokichi stood up and dragged his short legs to detention.
a/n: yeah thats the end of this chapter, i didnt know how to end it lols
