Homework // extension

Prologue

A/N this is a 1d fanfic yes.

*liam POV*

I stared at the letter in front of me in astonishment and awe. What.The.Heck?! I Re read the letter over and over again, not full getting my head around the unrealistic obvious excuse.

"Dear mr Payne,

Have I told you how awesome your new haircut looks lately?

I am writing to you to ask for an extension on my history homework. As you know, I've always had a very grubby attitude towards deadlines. However, something unexpected happened.

My mum and I were in my lounge enjoying some slippery cucumbers when a wet monkey came barging in brandishing a pair of golf clubs.

It looked at me with spiky eyes. I stared at its sharp brain. When it started crashing, I knew it meant business.

I made a dive for my history homework but the wet monkey decided to kiss my face and then run off daring. I was taken aback.

So shocked was I, that I didn't realise that the wet monkey had grabbed my history homework until much later.

That evening I was snuggling with my pet dog Stanley, when I suddenly noticed that my history homework was missing. I searched high and low, I even looked in colleague's desk.

Eventually, I reached the obvious conclusion - the wet monkey had taken my history homework to feed to its polka-dot bessie.

Thank you for being understanding and allowing me more time to complete my history homework.

Lots of kisses and love 😘
Your best student lily J