Emma's Rant Book!

frozen

I figure this is probably the best way to start off this book :D

Frozen.

Honestly, the first time i saw Frozen, i was in LOVE with it. I swooned over the love scenes, cried during the sad scenes and smiled during the happy scenes.

But now, every time i hear the song Let It Go, i want to barf.

The reason for that is because Frozen is extremely over-rated in my opinion. I think that i would value the songs today if it weren't overplayed. Like, REALLY overplayed. Let It Go was on the radio 20 times an hour, and it is extremely frustrating to hear the same song over and over again.

It's honestly not just Let It Go. Well, it mostly is, but still. It is also Do You Want to Build a Snowman. I swear. Everytime someone knocks on a door; every time there is snow on the ground, you can hear Do You Wanna Build A Snowman sung by about 30 different people.

What about Love Is An Open Door, huh? I am not even kidding. We finish each others-

ITS SENTENCES, NOT SANDWICHES OK? NOW STFU

Ok, yeah.

Now, after i have ranted about some songs, i want to rant about the characters.

Elsa. Oh my gosh. Don't even- i can't even-

She is practically everyone's favorite. Anna is the freaking princess, but Elsa gets all the attention. Why do all little kids love Elsa? Powers. If she didn't have the powers, she would be nothing. She would be a worthless piece of shit.

Hans. The voice actor who plays him is smokin hot :) Anyways, Hans is nice at the start, then terrible at the end. But honestly, he is the only disney villian whom i may fall in love with. Seriously. HOTNESS OVERLOAD :o

I don't mind Hans. I cannot say that i hate him, and he is quite funny, an amazing singer and awesome. Up to when he says that to her. BUT STILL! This feeling inside of me tells me that i should hate him, but idgaf.

Anna. She is under-rated. I like her. Nobody recognizes that she can sing well, she is hilarious and she is also pretty. Sure, she isn't AS beautiful as Elsa or AS cool as Elsa. I like her though, either way.

Kristoff. OK I HAVE TO SAY THIS ALL IN ONE BREATH BUT I LOVE KRISTOFF SO MUCH HE IS LIKE SO AWESOME AND I DIED WHEN I REALIZED THAT JESSIE FROM GLEE VOICES HIM LIKE OMG I ALMOST FAINTED I COULD HAVE HAD TO CALL THE PARAMEDICS I MEAN I HAD A HEART ATTACK BECAUSE HE IS SO HOT AND THERE IS A GLEE SONG THAT HE SINGS AND HE IS AMAZING AND I WISH THEY USED HIS VOICE MORE THROUGHOUT THE MOVIE FROZEN BECAUSE KRISTOFF IS THE BEST SINGER THERE OR SHALL I SAY JONATHON GROFF.

If you watch Glee (which no one does) you will understand what i just said.

Olaf. Olaf is the best snowman on earth. And he is so funny! I don't think he is over-rated or under-rated. He is perfectly rated, because everyone loves him. Words don't describe how much i like Olaf and how much i want to give him a hug! I think he is so so so so so cute! Some people say he is... stupid. (Olaf voice: "You hesitated!")

And the best, most under-rated character of all, Sven the reindeer. It's true that reindeers are better then people. Sven, that is true!

I shall now rant about what happens in the movie.

The beginning sucks. I mean, i think it was pointless. You see some random old dudes cutting ice. It doesn't have anything to do with the movie. I think they put that in as a filler before they get to the good stuff ;)

DO YOU WANNA BUILD A- NO I DON'T! This part was adorable, but like i mentioned before, overplayed.

Elsa freezes her sister's head, and blah blah blah, i don't care, then oh my gosh! She forgets Elsa's powers! She completely forgets everything! Then you realize that Anna isn't dead and that she is alive and yeah.

Then you seem them older, and Anna is so eager to get outside and have fun. Trust me, i would too if i was kept in all those years! And Elsa, the bitch, be like: "No! Close the gates! My powers will show and i am going to die and go to hell because i am not letting my sister in and just oh my gosh! For my own sake, i will just ruin everyone else's fun by wanting them to close the gates!"

...Uh, no.

Then random stuff happens, like Elsa singing Let it Go 😑 and Anna trying to go after her.

They meet the most adorable snowman ever, Olaf! OMG yes! And of course, Kristoff 😍 my bæ.

Then Anna's heart freezes, Olaf gives her a warm hug, saves her life and becomes the hero of the movie. THE END.

It was overall great, but seriously? Every freaking time I have guests over, my mom suggests we watch frozen. And I have to lecture her on how sick I am of it every time.
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