Yokoo: i made tea.
Satou: i dont want tea.
Yokoo:i didnt make you tea,this is my tea.
Satou:then why did you tell me?
Yokoo:its a conversation starter.
Satou:thats a horrible conversation starter.
Yokoo:oh,is it? Were conversating.checkmate.
Satou:dumbass-
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Yokoo:how high was i last night?
Satou:you forgot what milk was and called it cereal water.
yokoo: i-
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Mitsuba:so how are you feeling?
Satou:ohh i have this headache that comes and goes..
*Yokoo entering the room* hELlO.
Satou:oh look there it is.
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Mitsuba:alright, so you and i are married.
Kou:were not married.
Mitsuba:relax, just pretend.
Kou:i dont wanna pretend.
Mitsuba: scared youll like it?
Kou:okay, if we are married, i want a divorce.
Akane:are you two like this all the time?
Yokoo and Satou:yes, yes they are.
[i know this one was not ab yokoo and satou but i wanted to add it so i cant forget it :')]
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Kou:the glass if half emty.
Yokoo:i think the glass if half full.
Satou:and i think you are full of shit-
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[in the future again cuz why not]
Satou:i will order vodka and for him....he will have a capri sun.
Yokoo: Satou, im 21.
Yokoo:i can order my own capri sun.
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[ again with MitsuKou]
Kou:hey Mitsuba have you seen my earing? Its missing..
Mitsuba:kinda like your parents.
Kou:
Kou:what bowels of hell did you crawl out of?
Mitsuba: of the beauty kingdom ;)
Kou:did you just wink at me with two eyes?
Mitsuba: you will never know cuz one of my eyes is covered ;)
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[again in the future cuz is interesting]
Kou:goodnight kids!
kids:goodnight Dad!
Kou:good nigh monster under the bed that eat children who misbehave!
*Uncle Tsukasa and Uncle tsuchigomori throught a walkie-talkie under the bed*:GOODNIGHT!
Sousuke:GET THE FUCK OUT-
[in the future i call Mitsuba"sosuke" because thats hes real name and in the future i made mitsuba marry Kou so mitsuba is not a Mitsuba anymore, WOW THAT MAKES NOT SENSE, basically,Mitsuba's name is not Sousuke Mitsuba anymore,he is Sousuke Minamoto?]
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[for the sake of the joke,yokoo wears glasses]
*Yokoo seductively takes off glasses*
Yokoo:wow......
Satou:*blushes*
Yokoo:you're really fuckig blurry!
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Yokoo: 'sleepy' is so much cuter than 'tired' everyone need to stop saying 'tired' and start saying 'sleepy'
Satou:i'm so sleepy of your shit.
Mitsuba:thats not how it works dumbass-
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WOW I wrote so much!
jk i only wrote(377 words)
welp thats it for not cuz i am supposed to be in class but fuck class. im watching Naruto :)
if you liked it please coment something cuz i wanna know what yall think ab this.
should i make another part?
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