You...what?-Dream x Reader Crack

blergh

First pov.

Hi!Im (y%n),and today were going to go do the lottery.
You see,my family of 1(me) is very poor,as they have no morals.

So today,I joined the lottery,not like I bet *my whole house on it*

AhEm...

I went yp to the lottery stand,the ladie behind the desk smiled at me,she was so pre-
Holy crap,is that....IS THAT ABRAHAM LINCOLN?!
oh wait,DreamWasTaken is here too...huh.

I walk to up Dream,akwardly handing him my number,then I SCADDADELED AWAY TAP TAP TAP.

~----The next day----~

I dont know what happened with the lottery tbh,Never checked.Glipping my (h/c) hair colour hair behind my ear,I heck my phone

1 NEW MESSAGE!!!!

Dreamy:your hot,qanna hang out sometime?

Dreamie:wanna*

Me:Are you...Asking me on a date?

Dreamie:Your the one who gave me your number at the lottery

Me:OMG YES

Dreamie:wha?

Dreamie;wait,wdym date?Im mot straight dumbie fat boio

Me:oh...Im a girolo

Dreamie:lmao okay grill

And from that day I never loved again,

Untill!

Next year at high school?college?.....

SCHOOL

I meet this guy,his eyes chair and hir hair as blond as a blond would be.

I winked at him,till I realized

Oh.holy.mother.golden.tracker.crackers.

Thats the guy so rejcred me last year,wow

Sudenly,the holy wind pushed me,and I feel into his arms.I looked up to his chair eyes,and I....

I.....

I slapped him....yeah...

The next few weeks coutned like that,me falling him catching me and me slapping him,

At this point his face was,uh,purple?wow

Untill one day,as I was about to slep him
He.....

MOM I WANNA GO HOME OMG MOM HE KISSED ME

Ahem...

He,
He kissed me
Holy crap,

....

I did win theottery soo....

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I hate it here :(

sadisim- istg above that I dont believe in I am gonna murder you >:/

Jk jk but still,watch out

Cant believe i called you a heroj to me smh my head

Pls dont take this srsly btw,i will post better zhiz this is a dare oh gosh