𝐅𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐋𝐔𝐕 | 𝐤.𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐦𝐚

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"i am never visiting a mall again." i hear kenma mumble as we go out of the ikea. "oh come on if we haven't went here i would've never gotten the chance to fix your trash ass style." i smile mockingly and sit down at the bus stop.

"my style isn't trash." a defensive voice comes from my side. "dude you were wearing a creeper hoodie and some ugly shorts shut up." i  side eye him.

"oh by the way we are starting school soon, so yeah." he suddenly says. i nod as i see the bus arrive. we got on the bus and he surprisingly sat beside me but faces the other way.

i click my tongue and put in my earphones. halfway through the bus ride a boy comes up to us.

"uh hey um do you think i could get your number?" i look at him and raised my eyebrow and pointed at myself.

he nods and was about to hand me his phone when kenma suddenly coughs. "uh sorry she's married yup." he says as he awkwardly nods his head and purses his lips.

i almost laugh at the sight as the boy turns red and walks away.

"kenma you could've just said i was taken." i said slightly laughing. "i-i just panicked ok?" he mumbles and rolls his eyes as he turns away from me and looks at the side.

i smile before looking out the window and watching the city go by.

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we got home and i immediately go to my room and start decorating with the stuff me and kenma got today.

a few hours later i hear a ding on my phone from a groupchat.

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sjkxkskxksmxk 😁‼️

kenma kozume has added y/n l/n
to the chat

kenma kozume
there u happy kuroo omfg

kuroo tetsurou
YUPPPP
kenma u didnt tell me she was THIS
pretty ok

um heyy
what's up

lev haiba
i leik how u text

yaku morisuke
LEV HOW MANY TIMES
it's like u imbecile

kenma kozume
yaku, no one in the world
uses imbecile anymore u bastard

kuroo tetsurou
no one uses bastard

kenma kozume
kuroo no one likes u stfu

shoyo hinata
hi kenma

kenma kozume
shoyo 💞💕💖💖💞

kenma u have no RIGHT
to bully ppl dressing like that

lev haiba
YUPPP PERIODT

kenma kozume
lev ur the one who buys me my clothes
to bribe me to set to u

lev haiba
kenma-san, i literally get all the clothes
from walmart. i'm not trying to be ur personal stylist
i'm not THAT desperate

what's wrong with walmart
i get all my sleeping shirts there

kuroo tetsurou
u nd kenma r the cheapest millionaires
ever oh god

shoyo hinata
I SHOP AT WALMART TOO!!!!!!!

lev haiba
woah twins!!!!!!!!

tsukishitma kei
that two sentence convo made me
want to puke

ur attitude seems so great!

tsukishitma kei
thanks! i hate u alrdy

feelings mutual

kuroo tetsurou
am i the only one sensing the sexual
tension 😏?

yaku morisuke
how do i mute you?

yaku morisuke
she's engaged u nimwit

NIMWIT LMFAOAOA
ur insults r top tier

kenna kozume
bitch u making friends with
everyone but ur fiance smh

buy me takeout if u want to be
friends
we can watch a movie in my cool ass
new room or wtvr

kenma kozume
i'm only going to do that
bcs i'm hungry nd u been working
on that room for hours

kuroo tetsurou
i hate how cheap u guys r
u guys can literally buy my
house and it wouldn't make a DENT
in ur guys bank accs

yaku morisuke
kuroo stfu nd go to sleep
no one cares abt ur poor ass being mad
bcs kenma nd y/n don't need expensive shit
to be happy.

yaku morisuke
anyways gn everyone 😁😁