Vaguely NSFW but this is Hush Little Homestuck by Kylee Henke and I have been laughing since yesterday. To the tune of Hush Little Baby, or search it and since it's really funny to me, I thought I might share it.
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Hush little Homestuck, don't you cry,
Hussie's gonna sing you a lullaby
Hush little Homestuck, don't say a word,
Hussie just made you a FUCKING SWORD
And if that fucking sword won't swing,
Hussie's gonna buy you a uranium ring
And if that uranium burns your ass,
Hussie's gonna get you Lil' Cal real fast
And if that Lil' Cal is scary,
Hussie's gonna push you down some stairs
And if pushing you down stairs don't work,
Hussie's gonna draw you a naked Dirk
And when you see that hot Strider bod,
You're gonna pass out like DEAR GOD
Sleep tight~
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