Forbidden Irish

sorting hat

Rose was a normal person, blonde hair, normal clothes, normal school, normal friends, normal parents. But the one thing that wasn't normal; her face. Roses face was extremely ugly. and i don't use that term lightly. The ugliest person i had ever seen. But apart from that she was pretty cool.

Anyway, it's roses first day at Hogwarts school today. She was born into a wizarding family so had been waiting for this day her entire life. She could remember being just 4 years old and playing with her fathers wands just waiting for her 11th birthday. And today it was all coming together. her and the other first years were stood waiting outside the great hall chattering away, the whole building was buzzing with excitement.

Quickly, making everyone jump, the doors opened revealing the huge great hall. The first years were quickly led towards the front where an old hat sat on a stool. But as rose was walking through the middle of the hall, she could feel all eyes on her. All eyes looking at her horrifically ugly face.

"Rose Bucket"

As soon as she heard mcgonagal call out her name, she clambered onto the stool in front of her and felt the heavy weight of the old hat being placed on her head. "Wow very interesting", she heard the hat say into her ear, "far far too ugly for hufflepuff, wayy to dumb for ravenclaw like way too dumb, i feel bad putting you in slytherin they would rip you to shreds, well i guess as a last resort best be gryffindor!"

Rose couldn't belive her luck. This was the house she wanted to be in, obviously hufflepuff would have been nice she does like weed after all, but gryffindor is what all of her family had been in, at least she wouldn't be a disappointment like her older brother draco. She looked over to the *shudder* Slytherin table to see his white hair sandwiched in between his incompetent friends crabbe and goyle. If looks could kill, Draco would have killed ugly rose right that second.

Rose perched her flat ass onto the Gryffindor bench next to a ginger boy. "hi i'm ron", he said while stuffing a chicken leg into his mouth. "i'm rose" rose said while looking down. she looked up and made eye contact with ron. "JESUS YOUR Ugl..." his words slowly faded out at he realised what he had said. "it's fine i know i am, the only person making me a tiny bit sexy is my friend, poppy, stood next to her at least i can say i have fit friends , without her i'm nothing i'm just an ugly piece of meat". "oh, okay that's cool", ron said smiling. poppy got in Slytherin of course and she was sat right next to crave, she might have never admitted it but she really really fancied Vincent crabbe, he gave her serious 🐱🦋. anyway, rose ate her feast (no not ron, actual food) and tried to make conversation with her Gryffindor peers. One person who caught her eye was an irish sex bomb , she believed his name was seamus finnigan. She didn't care for his name really. All she cared for was what was down below, under the table .

~one week later~

rose had been at Hogwarts for a week now. she had become good friends with ron and dean thomas. every morning she woke up and dressed like a stripper and caked her face in makeup (sadly even that didn't make her the tiniest bit pretty) trying to look good for the irish sex bomb. seamus. just his voice alone had the ability to make her feel things she had never felt before if you know what i mean.

she was walking over to potion class through the corridors hand in hand with Draco her brother (no incest i promise they just close). she walked into her classroom and sat down next to dean and ron. she couldn't believe her luck as seamus came and sat opposite her on the round tables. she saw a swish of black as a cloaked figure came waltzing into the room. He looked so mysterious, his hooked nose so so sexy and hawt. rose seemed to had developed feelings for her teacher. "hello and welcome to potions" professor snape said , his voice booming around the classroom. I'm going to go around and i want you to say your name and something you are interested in. He began with pansy parkinson as she said she was interested in Draco, surprise surprise once again people prefer Draco to anyone else, what about crabbe and goyle, seriously underrated characters. she was snapped out of her thoughts as she heard "BUCKET, BUCKET" she was quickly snapped out of her thoughts as she realised it was her turn , without thinking she said, " professor snape". "bucket are you trying to say you are interested in me?" snape said while doing a flirtatious smirk😼. "oh sugar honey ice tea no i'm rose and i'm interested in painting" rose said quickly covering up her slight crush on her teacher, obviously she didn't fancy him as much as she fancied the irish hunk, but he was a possibility.

"i'm seamus, i'm half and half, dads muggle, mams a witch, bit of a nasty surprise for him when he found out" seamus said in his hot accent. wow he spoke so nicely, so irish.

Rose just had to have him for her own...