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Comedian Hinata

I'm surprised people are actually reading this shit- but I ain't complaining 😌✨

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"So this next universe is gonna be called... Comedian Hinata" I say.

So the other day I was in my English class (yes he is still in high school) and I was wearing ripped jeans.

"Where is the shrimp going with this" Saltyshima asked.

And you might be like 'where are you going with this'.

Saltyshima was ✨shook✨.

And my teacher comes up to be in the middle of class and tells me that I can't wear ripped jeans in school.

"That's a dumb rule" Yamaguchi says." Yeah it is" Kageyama says.

So I asked my teacher why we can't wear ripped jeans in school. And this bitch says " Because it's sexually distracting to students.."

Everyone in the theater was like 😳🖐

I at him look angry and say " Huh?? BITCH WHO THE FUCK IS SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO KNEE CAPS BITCH?! WHO-"

Everyone was shook that Hinata yelled and cursed. Sugamama was crying that his baby was saying things like that. Dadchi was again trying to calm Suga down. Asahi was praying. Noya and Tanaka were hyping the other Hinata up. Saltyshima was smirking at the other Hinata. Oikawa was too shook to speak. Iwaizumi was smacking the back of Oikawa's head to break him out of his trance. Kenma was kinda shocked but smirked. Kuroo, Yamaguchi, and Kageyama were like
'Oop-😳'.

"LIKE BITCH WHO DO YOU KNOW GOES 'Damn baby look at them ✨sexy✨ knee caps~'. " DJBEJWNSONWHSHSBHEB" The whole audience laughs.

"You go Chibi~chan" Oikawa says.

"I'm the end, I got sent home- 💀" Hinata says.

"Damn shrimp always getting in trouble...." Saltyshima says.

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OK I KNOW IT SUCKED BUT I DID THIS CHAPTER WHEN I WAS BORED OUT IF MY MIND AND I DIDN'T THINK THAT DOING ONE SHOTS WOULD REALLY BE A HINATA-VERSE. THANKS FOR READING!

Love you guys❤️✨!