dear pewds

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Dear Pewds, I Love shoving cucumbers up my anus whilst reading falcon lover fan fiction then rubbing butter all over my body and then indulging in putting fairy floss on my body especially my booty and nips and walking around in public yelling PEWDS OWNS MY PUBES!!! and hopefully i will find true love with a falcon lover and we will make love and have giraffe babies... then cry when i realize no one loves me :'(((.... i know pewds this will propably be taken down  but i want you to know i love you and care for you if you get hurt i am hurt. Please dont hate me, all you people hate me when i just want senpai to notice me and we can have fun and tickle each others nips, this is no homo i promise just like nipple tickling xD any way pewds please reply to this and you will make my christmas the best one ever i will do 10 backflips in a row in the name of falcon lover just to prove i love you pewds dont ever leave me. pewds i know we have never met yet i feel like i know you and you know me like we have spent time together bonding like brothers.. Pewds you are love, Pewds you are life

Together we lay,

Together we bond

Together we love

Together we fart

Together we fight

Together we hug

Together we laugh

Together we cry 

Together we BROFISTTTTT!!!!

i know your busy right now, but i just wanted you to know that i love your vids and i watch them ever day.. my mother says im addicted and she hits me over the head with my laptop, it is broken and i may have severe brain damage but as long as u live on this earth i will love you, i will share a tear for you. Now i don't have a laptop so i sneak into my study room late at night and watch your vids on a family pc on incognito so no evidence remains, sometimes its gets lonely when im alone but when i watch your vids i feel warm and happy inside like a warm fire under the blissful moon light...

Pewds Is Love...

               Pewds Is Life...

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