I'm not paying for you

535 24 0
                                    


[In a queue at Starbucks]

Harry: *walks up to Zayn and grabs his hand* This line is crazy.

Zayn: Uh...Harry...

Harry: *looks at Zayn* You're not my boyfriend.

Louis: You're holding the wrong hand, Harry.

Harry: You sure?

Zayn & Louis: *nodding*

Harry: I feel compelled to finish this Starbucks experience with you.

Zayn: I'm not paying for you.

Harry: Nevermind , I'm going back to my boyfriend.

Louis : I'm not paying for you either

Niall : Come hold my hand man, I'll buy you anything you want.

Harry : At least someone cares about me.

Bottom Harry Jokes and PunsWhere stories live. Discover now