Naruto of the Akatsuki

Chapter 2

Recap

laughing. "Hey Gaki (brat) how did you know our names?" Anko said, kind of annoyed thinking the blonde was mocking her. " It was easy. I just watch each of you train at the training grounds. Then when I went outside the ANBU HQ I could sense your chakras. It's not hard?" Naruto said as he picked himself up and rolled his sleeves before stopping remembering the cuts on his wrists. This caught everyone's attention.

Continued
  Itachi / weasel reached out and grabbed Naruto hands trying to see what was on his wrists itachi slowly started to fold Naruto sleeves then Naruto smacked his hand away "what the hell you think your doing !" Naruto yelled slightly panicked "I'm sorry I'm sorry something just caught my attention" itachi explained "it's fine whatever DONT do it again." Naruto said as he looked across the room everyone was staring at him. Jiji finally spoke up Naruto is there something on your wrist ? He asked worried. "Damn people can't mind there own Business" Naruto said to himself thinking no one heard but everyone did. "Haha jiji what do you mean there is nothing here !" As he quickly put on a small Genjutsu to cover his cuts. Everyone questions why he put up a Genjutsu but ignores it. "Anyways I have to go jiji." As Naruto was about to walk out he looked back and said "itachi make sure to tell Shisui I said hi!" Naruto said as he winked. Itachi blushed by this and for the first time stuttered "o-ok i-I will m-make sure." Naruto laughed and walked away leaving the staring ANBU
"Wait how dose he know Shisui. Hold up itachi Shisui?!" Everyone thought

Time skip by me being a lazy mess

"Ughhhh I'm finally home god damnit that was close" Naruto said as he lay on his bed forgetting there was a brick on his bed. As he lay on the bed the brick pressed against his scars that weren't healed just yet. "Holy shitttttt that hurtssssss." Naruto yelled as he got up and removed the brick throwing it into another pile of bricks. "I know I didn't just hear you say that" the fox said angrily "omg wtf you can talk to me !" "If you say another bad word imma come out of the seal and kill you" kiruma said as he was getting more and more upset by the fact that a three year old is talking like that. "Whatever you can't stop me" Naruto said smugly "that's it I'm coming out" kuruma said as he was getting ready to exit. "Okay okay I will try my best," Naruto said laughing. "Hey, so I was wondering if you wanted me to train you," Naruto's eyes lit up. Are you serious? I would love to! "If you want to we can't train here in Konoha though I know a training place that only I know so we won't be in any danger" Naruto saddened a little bit thinking that he will leave his only friends but then soon put himself together he didn't have that many so not to many people will miss him. "Okay we can go let me talk to jiji and all my friends can we leave in 2 days?" "Of course I already get packing".

The next day (I'm so lazy I'm sorry)

"Naruto wake up you have to talk to your friends today" "ugggg okay" Naruto got up and took a shower then got dressed. He made his way to each of his friends at the park. There weren't that many little kids at the park mostly because it was still 8:00
"Hey guys" said Naruto (shikamaru,hinata,choji,kiba,and akamaru) "hey Naruto why did you call all of us here?" Kiba said as shikamaru just said troublesome. "Well I have some sad news but it's also good news." Naruto said looking serious "I'm leaving the village for two years" Naruto said as everyone's eyes looked sad knowing their energetic blond was leaving. "but then I'll be right back"  "so don't worry I'm not leaving you yet" Naruto yelled not yelling the yet part.  "Why did he say yet" wondered shikamaru, quickly dismissing it thinking it was nothing. Before anyone could say anything or even look back at Naruto they heard a quick "goodbye I love you all" from Naruto and when they looked at him he was gone. "That went better than expected," Kuruma said, "yeah it did. I was expecting some shouting but other than that it was easy." Naruto was heading to jiji's office when he sensed a familiar chakra signature it was inu (dog) Naruto waited a few minutes of a nearby tree then jumped through the window yelling "FIRE FIRE THERE'S A FIRE" the old man started jumping around calling weasel,dog,dolphin,and snake. Naruto just laughed as he saw jiji jumping around "I'm just joking ha haha you should have seen the look on your face" everyone's chakra spiked. Naruto started sweating know what was coming next "NARUTOOOOOOOO" iruka yelling chasing the now screaming 3 year old around the room. The 3rd hokage cleared his throat stopping Naruto and dolphin(iruka) "is there something you needed Naruto" the old man said "actually that was the reason why I yelled fire I needed to tell all of you something" Naruto's smile faded and looked at jiji "ANBU leave the room I need to discuss something." All the ANBU left for one who stayed. "You know it's rude to eavesdrop on people" said Naruto as he looked at the tile on the roof. "Sai" Naruto threw a kunai at the room tile and a small kid fell down . Everyone just looked at Naruto with amazement thinking how could Naruto since this small kid they didn't even. "As expected from someone as dickless as you" said Sai  putting on a fake smile. Everyone sweat dropped at sais comment. A tick mark grew on Naruto's head and his eyes glared at sai. "Well SAI  there is no reason to lie I mean we only went to the hot springs once together and even then you said that it's normal or would you like to check again to fix your eyes" everyone was confused on why to 3 year olds would be talking about something like that but left it alone. They didn't want to piss off the small blond even more; he looked like he wanted to punch someone.  Everyone looked at Sai who just blushed and looked away "s-sorry okay" said Sai. Naruto then smiled and walked back to where he was standing before "so now that there are now no more ANBU and I have taken care of my little vermin problem I have some news" Naruto said as everyone looked up at him "well what is it" weasel said growing impatient "I'm leaving konoha for 2 years and I am going to train." Said Naruto calmly, sarutobi (I spelled that wrong I'm sure dang it)  just sighed knowing that he couldn't change his mind. "We will all miss you Naruto" said iruka as he walked up and hugged him. "Haha don't worry I'll be back iruka" Naruto said smiling "anyways jiji I'll be just training around a place kuruma said he owned back when he wasn't sealed in a person" kuruma? Everyone thought as they looked at him confused "the nine tailed fox" said Naruto as he just wanted to get some ramen before he left. "Uhhhhh I don't feel like talking anymore so imma head out" and Naruto left out of the hokage's office smiling "I'll miss this place" "why they all treat you like crap wouldn't it be better if you just left?" I don't know yet they haven't pushed me to my breaking point so I think I'll stay. Right as Naruto finished talking with kuruma for ten minutes he felt something trickle down his head. He touched it and saw "blood !?" He turned around and saw a drunk civilian. H

Hey guys it takes to much effort to put kurumas text into bold so just use your brain you are smart do just use your brain okay thanks...
yeah I changed somethings bc of the plot so I'm still thinking if this should be a naruto harem or just a sasukexnaruto idk yet. Okay bye

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