Schizophrenic Psycho

A songfic for Blackstorm-san for her birthday. I suggest listening to Psycho and Control by Puddle of Mudd when you read this. <3 sorry it's late, I got writers block halfway through o.o A IchiGrimm actually (Ichi's going all badass psycho on us so he's a little[ok maybe a lot but in a good way] OOC)(not like he ever isn't badass) and my first smut, so hope you enjoy! Happy B-day Blackstorm-san!

"Ichigo! What the hell?! You almost killed him!"

"Whatever shut up you schizophrenic midget! He came at me first. I just defended myself!"

"Ichigo, he yelled at you then you turned around and punched him. Then you started beating the crap out of him!"

"You were seeing shit then."

Kurosaki Ichigo and Kuchiki Rukia screamed back and forth at each other in Ichigo's small, one bedroom apartment. They stood in the living room, Rukia just having dragged her friend in after he beat the life out of some gang kid.

"I wasn't seeing things you idiot! You had a shit eating grin on your face the entire time. You were enjoying it. We already knew you had a split frigging personality, but honestly, if anyone here's the schizophrenic, it's you. Or at the very least a psycho! You KNOW about your other persona, and how violent he is, how sadistic he is, and you still let him have control!"

At that moment one of Ichigo's other friends walked into the apartment. Grimmjow Jaeguerjaques was Ichigo's best friend since forever, but Ichigo being the oblivious person he was had never noticed, Grimmjow was completely obsessed with him. He would literally commit genocide for the orangette. And of course, he knew the man so well the next sentence out of the man's mouth was no shock to him. In fact, it was a turn on.

"You know what, maybe I am a frigging schizophrenic psycho! Fine! OK! You win, bitch. Now give me your key to my damn place, and get OUT! If you can't take it then just leave. You all were there when I got out of my last psych eval. You already knew. So sorry, I don't have time for bitches that say they'll be there then freak out when they see the consequences of that."

Grimmjow smirked, glad his Ichi was kicking that black haired cunt out of his apartment, and hopefully out of his life. Ichigo stuck out his hand, palm up waiting for the key. Rukia reluctantly dropped the key into her friend's hand and stepped back. She picked up her bag and turned to the door. She pushed past Grimmjow, then stopped and growled over her shoulder:

"What the hell happened to you Ichi?"

Grimmjow wanted to laugh at the smirk that twisted the orangette's face.

"I "grew up" around you and Grimm, then I actually grew the fuck up thanks to Grimm and Shiro. That's all you need to know. Now..." Grimmjow was happy to finish for him.

"Get out, you midget bitch."

Rukia huffed, her rich background kicking in as she scoffed the fools behind her as she stormed out.

Grimmjow kicked the door shut, dropping his bag by his vans as he made himself comfortable. "So glad ya got rid of that cunt. Oh and I called Szayel for ya. No one'll find the kid. You did a damn good job."

Ichigo grabbed two beers from his fridge and sat down on the couch next to his friend. Grimmjow was a very high ranking member of the gang The Espada, so Ichigo always could call him if one of his episodes got messy. Not that he didn't have his own connections, being in charge of his own gang, The Vizards. The Espada and Vizards had a sort of alliance going, and had a common enemy: Soul Society. A few of his friends (including Rukia) were ex-shinigami (the name used for members of Soul Society) that he got to defect and join the Vizards.