Yo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo momma is so fat that when she wears yellow people yell taxi!!!
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it said : I need your weight not your phone number !!
Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the toilet it says : abcdefg get your big bOOty off of me!!!!!!!
Yo momma so ugly that when she goes to an ugly contest the judge says no professionals
