Yo momma so fat she has more rolls then a bakery .
Yo momma so stupid she thought a yellow school bus was a Twinkie !!!!!
Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was I. The scales!!!!!
Yo momma so small that she dosent lose the remote the remote loses her !!!!
Yo momma so fat when she dies she brakes the stair way to heaven!!!!!😂😂
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!!!!
Yo momma so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mOOning!!!!
Yo momma so fat when she sat on a iPod she made the iPod a iPad !!!!!!